@straightboyfriend / straightboyfriend.tumblr.com
safe space for trans ladies + transfems
u can call me PJ :•)
non-binary lesbian
they/them (he/him if we’re mutuals or friends)
tamagotchi girl & i’m currently running the tamagotchi devilgotchi & angelgotchi <3
E-Liter 4K main in splatoon 3 (scope + unscoped)
I have an end-of-life patient to whom I spoke today. She burst out laughing and said, "It was all such fun. I just had so much fun." I wish this for everyone. I wish that we each would meet death laughing, with little regret and even less fear.
I haven’t had sex in 4 weeks
This comment goes. Lol, no idea what this means. But fuck it, right? No? Ok. More cigs plz. But for real, this girl is awesome, so jealous of her multiple men that she’s with. I’d probably like, quit my job tbh
What
Lol. Win. This girl is the best, I’d blow all of my little cash fund to see her, but. Fuck life
your too late mr bond I've alreasy peed out all of the pee from my penis
never become the starbucks shift lead unless you want to throw up on every break from stress
Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure
hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.
He strutted his shit kinda
TSA agents are always like sir you have to take off your belt before you go through the machine. Shoes as well. Yeah and now the pants... slower... mmm yeah like that... now get those balls jiggling...
SHE’S TOUCHING MY WEINER?!
Mr. Beast getting a handjob
me n my friends decided to make our nicknames “ i scream YOU SCREAM “ but one of them had to work late so we had some. very interesting combinations when it came to queue with random players
Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea
Katara could easily defeat Azula with bloodbending if she wasn't such a liberal -_-
