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jason coming back to gotham and realizing like... a lot of things are named after him. in his memory. i wonder how that feels. and he’s like ok there’s a library, and a community centre, and a hospital wing, but that has to be it, right? but nope there’s a lot more!! because a lot of gotham got rebuilt after the earthquake with help from wayne enterprises lmao
jason becoming annoyed every time he walks by the park that has a big sign for the jason todd memorial duck pond 😤
peak Lois Lane & Clark Kent dynamic imo is Clark just being absolutely convinced that he is the reacher and Lois is the settler. periodically early in their relationship he'll get all 'aw man Lois is so cool & smart and so beautiful... what could she possibly see in a guy like me... :(' and his friends have to be like 'clark... you are SUPERMAN'
he's just like '...oh yeah'
Robert Pattinson in interviews: Bruce Wayne is a slimy worm man. A stinky dirty bat. A mess. Emo. Greasy and gross. Seconds away from going feral and biting someone’s ear off.
Me, a Bruce Wayne fan: Yes, yes, this man gets it
Green Lantern: hey does anyone have a bandaid?
Batman: only if you promise not to tell anyone
Green Lantern: .......sure?
Batman, opening up his utility belt: do you want a dinosaur bandaid or a spaceship bandaid
Green Lantern:
Green Lantern: spaceships please.
Batman: ok
this is almost certainly a post ive made before but when a character's grief is so strong it fully alters the form of the narrative itself... moby dick being so much longer than strictly necessary because ishmael's grief made him stall for time in the telling of the tragedy... harrow the ninth being in second person because harrow was so grief-stricken that she herself was not capable of making narrative sense of the events of the novel and so someone else had to do it.... do u know what i mean
ok WAIT. SO TRUE
there’s something very funny to me about the groups Tumblr decides to embrace. we chase off major celebrities and personalities and show open unmitigated hatred for the people running the place but we welcome the literal Occupational Safety and Health Administration with open arms.
and I know WHY this is the case but it’s still very funny. we truly cannot be marketed or advertised to because we will shun the corporation and burn the influencer at the stake but we go fucking nuts for workplace safety memes.
after seeing yet another huge post where young people rail against AO3 and older people have to explain that censorship is bad actually, I gotta say that as someone who reads a fuck ton of books a year, these younger people could really benefit from doing the same for a little perspective. fucked up content is not just a fanfic thing, and with books, you don't get any warnings! you just turn the page and gaze upon the most fucked up scene of your life! these people do not know how good they've got it tbh just filter tags my lieges
i love abortion and i love divorce
i pop some pills and i ride my horse
i log onto tumblr and i start discourse
eyyyy macarena
this has the strongest 2014 tumblr vibe i’ve seen in a while, can’t believe this post is 5 days old
happy 9 day anniversary to this post 💖
date of origin: April 18, 2021
i see so many dumb posts online but im being so nice and so brave about it
op’s username is literally mary Winchester but go off i guess
as a supernatural blog i see extra amounts of dumb posts as i see them from not only the general public, but from supernatural bloggers AND from every other person in my notifications that cannae comprehend that a supernatural blog can have funney jokes and thinks tht it makes THEM funny to be the nth person to tell me that
you know what? fair. i apologise. thank you for your service
us rn
That was record breaking speed.
Reblog if you would wait with him in the rain
He inside tho
He doesnt want to get wet
why is he floating, also
Maybe he has a medical condition, mind your business
Boy heroically puts horse conditioner in princess’s hair without a moment’s hesitation
I’ve never seen so much discourse about horse-and-people hair products but please know that your comments have absolutely made my day
I think about the line from the Muppet Movie, “there’s not a word yet, for old friends who just met” constantly. Sometimes I’ll hear a song or see a piece of art, and I had just found it, never seen or heard it before, but I’ll be overcome with such intense emotion cause it feels like it’s a beloved memory from my childhood that I never had. Like I just met you, but it feels like I haven’t seen you in years and we’re finally meeting again and I’ve missed you so much. I know “having nostalgia for something you’re just now seeing” is basically “just liking it.” But I don’t know, I wish there was a word for “something I felt like I’ve known forever but I’m just now experiencing it.”
thank you tumblr urser bowsersex
I’m sorry can a man who loves Bowser Sex not be emotional every once in awhile? I might have the tumblr url Bowser Sex, but I experience other emotions too…
here's a baby possum that was stealing from my peach tree a few years ago! his name is samuel and i let him take as many as he wanted :)
i was going to post this when it was first submitted but every time i opened my inbox the image made me so fucking excited i forgot to post it
