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@straawberries / straawberries.tumblr.com

•delilah or lily•|she/it/zey/kitty|•xtreem queer tgirl•autistic and extremely happy abt it•

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If you think you're a boy read all the letters in this post that are blue in color. If you think you're a girl read all the letters in this post that are pink in color. If you're nonbinary read all the letters in this post that are orange in color.

Hi boy readin this

Girl help

Oysters for ye

Secret

Italian

Groot

bro i hate this “self defense weapons for femmes” shit from people who dont know what theyre talking about so fucking much like it makes me legit angry

im not gonna make my self defense conform to fucking social role shit

gun and pepper spray

a flashlight is not gonna blind someone long enough for u to win a fight or run away. like its only gonna blind as long as ur actively holding it in their eyes. even with the WML on my handgun, a modlite pl350, u take it out of my eyes and theres some weird color wash but i can immediately see what im doing again

carrying a bottle of hairspray for self defense purposes is insane. literally just carry pepper spray what is wrong with you

knives, much as i love them for utility, are just an awesome way to get yourself stabbed, and no because people always try to make this logical jump, the same is not true of guns

get a glock with a light, and a can of pom pepperspray, or if u cant get the gun just get pepperspray. and pom makes pepperspray trainers too so u can practice

like legitimately this is a problem

you need to stop taking this goofy ass lifehacks approach to self defense

self defense weapons for femmes are the same as self defense weapons for anyone else. stop fucking acting like this

The future of gaming is here..

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iprayforangels

everything about the gestures o the hands convey the concept of a robot that is absolutely fucking pumped to pet a cat and then panics when it doesnt go right

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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poshxspice

today on satan makes a blog post

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mytinygayitalianson

Life tip: if someone slashes 3 of your tires, slash the 4th one yourself and blame it on the person who slashed the first 3. Now, your insurance will pay for it.

Life tip: If you slash 3 of their tires, hide out nearby until they discover their slashed tires. Take pictures of them slashing their fourth tire. Show police when they arrive on scene. Convicted of insurance fraud and still have to pay for tires.

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i feel like i’m reading a Spy vs Spy comic in text format

i hate gas pump tvs with all my heart. like literally taking advantage of you being stuck there to pump more advertising into your brain. and the first one i saw was for nicotine patches