shirt that says "i'm not the dad who stepped up" and nothing else

hyperfixation sucks I think just a little too hard about a guy who isn't even real and I could start crying any second

like, you're telling me I'm just supposed to go to work tomorrow with the complete knowledge of all the things all the horrors these guys have gone through

not all is lost. theres still cross-dressing

Moon. Fabric and thread. Stitched from a photo my brother took.

people who defend charging money for use of public restrooms need to be executed. the argument literally always boils down to "what if homeless people come"

"but it costs money to maintain them" it costs money to maintain everything used by the public, why are you specifically targeting restrooms

oh btw just in case nobody ever told you. just because your life looks different than you thought it would doesn't mean that your life is bad or wrong or disappointing or less than. sometimes things aren't good or bad. sometimes they're just different

I will never be over endosymbiosis. 

Simply put, endosymbiosis is a biological concept involving two symbiotic organisms who, over millions of years, become so interdependent that they evolve into one organism. 

It’s theorized that this how cells got their chloroplasts and mitochondria. It’s why, to this day, mitochondria have DNA unique to themselves, separate from the DNA of the rest of the organism. 

And without this primordial partnership, life on Earth as we know it wouldn’t exist. 

Nature may be arms race. But it’s equally a cooperation. And we lose so much perspective if we try to strip away that nuance, and apply that misconception to our own society. 

We survive better together than we ever could apart

fuck "girl lunch" fuck "girl math" a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.

do you mean fingering (yarn weight) or fingering (instrument hand position) or fingering (nsfw) or fingering (mispelled potato)

I want to write so bad. I open word document. word document unleashes a psychic attack and I forget how the english language works

"let women do what they want" y'all can't even handle a dyke saying she hates men

1bedroom/1bath’s being $1800+…… we have to start lighting landlords on fire. i’m so serious

I have a disease that makes me like vampires and titties its callled being a fucking genius

girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life

Image is a screenshot of a tweet from alicegoldfuss (bletchley punk) on 2022-09-01 reading: when I say "l need a vacation" I mean I want to be placed in a terrarium and have someone else be responsible for keeping me alive

"cost of living crisis" give me a FUCKING break it's called "unprecedented corporate greed and income inequality" fucking cost of living crisis like it's just a natural or unexplainable phenomenon Christ

i don’t WANT to own and drive a vehicle‼️‼️‼️ *throws things across the room with my telekinesis*

I think hrt should also give you lycanthropy if you want it to

pyrrha’s relationship with camilla is so funny to me because like. that’s her co-parent! that’s half of her nagging wife in their weird psychosexual family of role playing and bad meals! but most annoyingly, that’s pyrrha’s number one problem child. every day it's like no hect i am telling you you cannot fight a herald do NOT go to the park for the love of god stop trying to fuse with sextus -