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@story--of--a--girl

i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless

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crab: shhhh……shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……..i am speaking about of Me now

random 1st year: woW IS THAT HARRY POTTER
everyone else: yes, now please stay away from him he's a huge nerd and he's constantly accidentally killing things