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I hate when people ask me “Why are you so quiet?”

Because I am. That’s how I function.

I don’t ask others “Why are you so noisy? Why do you talk so much?”

It’s rude.

The older I get the more I don’t see the point in talking

me, walking out of a brothel: fucking bullshit

my wife: well what DID you think a brothel was

me: looking sadly at the empty bowl i brought: doesn’t matter

My cat’s killer whiskers + her favourite blanket

nowhere else

people are just blazing copy pasted old posts now smh

#personal

“Guinea pig getting cozy enjoying the back scratcher.”

(via)

Happy Gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker Monday

Scromch and Scrungle

wow, just commin for my life right here

Borb

Space Jam™ but literally

“Watcha recording?”

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i want to be a bartender

men named bart look out

this is stil the funniest post on this website and the fact that it only has 900 notes is a crime