I made another thing.

With apologies to Neil Gaiman.

No apologies needed.

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

Ambrosius be like,

“I know ballister more than any person, he’s the love of my life, and I know that’s a spitting image of him and no one has ever heard of shapeshifting and shit, but I know for a goddamn fact that that motherfucker would never, EVER listen to freestyle fucking jazz, but I’m sure he’d kill the queen, he’d definitely kill the queen.”

my friend asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend because her parents are homophobic af but they ended up hating me so much that they were glad when she said she was gay task failed successfully

okay so

yes

i kissed him on the lips infront of his parents and claimed it was the usual greek greeting between men is that enough for you

Are you…. Are you secretly dating her brother OP?

yes

I wonder why

Show up again to admit to dating the brother, but dress like a typical suburbanite and act like you've never met the parents before. Absolute power move.

asdgfgsjfh im totally doing this

want an update?

ofc you do

but i'm too tired to write all of what happened down right now so instead try to imagine the most awkward situation you've ever been in.

now multiply the awkwardness by 100

first of all i'm just gonna show the difference in what i was wearing

an example of what i would wear as my friend's fake bf:

and as my boyfriend's actual bf:

when my bf and i showed up his dad did such a double take

sooo yeah my bf told his parents he's gay, they looked surprised but told him it was fine... then they shared a look of pure horror (seriously, it was like they had just found out they're in the matrix) and said

"and uh. why is...he here?"

i went and introduced myself like we had never met before and said i was their son's boyfriend

:3

i've never seen two people look more angry before but they weren't gonna say anything because they had other family members over

the family members who had never met me before and therefore knew nothing about the fake relationship thing started asking me what faith i am. i said i was raised protestant, though i'm not very religious now, but that's something i want to change. i had never mentioned anything about being a protestant before and i had said several times that my family was greek orthodox but gaslight gatekeep girlboss

aaaand then the awkwardness began. those were probably the most awkward minutes of my life (we didn't stay for long because i thought the dad was gonna hit me [he probably was. i saw him clenching his fists several times]) and i don't think anyone has ever looked at me with such murderous intent as my bf's parents

update two electric boogaloo ig

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Be the fucking chaos you want to see in the world.

posting this over here too!

Yeah but you're a citizen, you exist in a society, in a wider world, and part of that is having a duty of being informed. Avoiding the news makes you vulnerable to disinformation and propaganda. It's also extremely privileged to be able to treat "the news" as something optional; those are people's lives, and yeah, maybe we can't solve it, but we have duty to bear witness and remember.

I'm sorry, but being informed is part of being a grown up.

huh? Listen, being informed is good, I try to be, but there's a difference between "I am aware of things around me" and "I am exposing myself to terrible things all time because I have to". Suffering isn't noble, and if we want to make a kind world, the first place we have to start with is ourselves. Feeling like shit is not activism, it is not your noble duty, and I can guarantee feeling terrible actively hinders any real work you're trying to do.

This is a bad and dangerous take, imo.

Do you know what's a really strong tool for authoritarian regimes enacting genocide? Apathy.

Apathy is one of the things that reinforces the legitimacy of the United States. That crushing feeling that there is simply no alternative to the colonialist and genocidal government of the United States. I struggle from this too. But actively trying to be aware of the atrocities and genocides the US has done/is doing and using that information to organize or help others is extremely important. If it weren't for years of activists during the American invasion of Vietnam advocating against the invasion of Vietnam, then I feel like the US would have stayed much longer in Vietnam.

Unfortunately there are way too much atrocities to list all of them, but apathy benefits many genocidal regimes, not just the US. Such as Russia, which is currently genociding Syrians and Ukrainians. And Israel, which is currently genociding Palestinians. As well as the Myanmar junta burning towns to the ground. When people refuse to spread their stance against said regimes, it can have a large snowball effect and massively benefit said regimes.

All of those potential people who could be helping out to combat disinformation from said genocidal governments would instead be unaware or actively choosing to ignore, which as I said, benefits those regimes. Pro-Kremlin accounts will often post messages in order to try to push people away from being as supportive of Ukrainians resisting Russian imperialism as possible, like trying to distract Americans with ""their crumbling infrastructure""" (which yes it is quite bad, but it has nothing to do with the Russian invasion of Ukraine). Though I am aware some atrocities get more coverage than others, and I think people should be talking about the ones that don't get coverage way more as well.

Being informed about what is going on in the world and talking about it with others helps. You may just be one person, but when many people have this mindset, it really can help.

If you've had classes related to maps or have the internet (and you don't have any learning disabilities), you should be able to point to most Middle Eastern countries on a map. You should be aware that the US has done multiple genocides, such as those in Vietnam and Iraq. And use that information to fight reactionaries.

And this feeling of "being terrible" doesn't hinder your activism, if anything, it should make you more angry at the government and push you. If it becomes bad for your mental health, than taking a break is fine of course. But choosing to be ignorant of everything for the sake of "being comfortable" is an extremely dangerous tool that benefits authoritarian regimes.

uh

This isn't about being apathetic. This is about "wow that's a lot of information that makes me feel horrible it's my honorable duty to continue exposing myself to it for some reason" being a dangerous way to live. I'm a trans woman in the US, I am well informed on how much trouble I am potentially in at all times, but I do not actively go out of my way to consume all news stories related to the situation because 1. I can only do so much and 2. If I spiral and try to hold onto the grief of hundreds of thousands of people with no clear idea what to do with it I'm just gonna feel like shit and that's not good or noble, that's just self harm. It's good to be informed, but you should also acknowledge that humans are not meant to process this much global information and eventually knowing about every single terrible fucking thing in the world is going to do you WAY more harm than good. Not everyone is cut out to be an activist even, that shit is hard fucking work! You are not a bad person for knowing your own limits and stepping away from reading about horrible suffering and pain; that is self preservation, and something we all have to do if we want to continue making the world better in the first place. Deliberately harming yourself is not activism, we are not fucking Catholic here.

This is a NO GIMMICK ACCOUNT ZONE

If your shit is called something like "we-rate-posts," YOU ARE NOT WELCOME. GO HOME

I disagree

There's a tension here that's really interesting to observe. The OP is almost a call to action for gimmick blogs, inviting attention despite the contradiction. It comes across as almost tsundere, doesn't it?

The call is answered by the perfect gimmick blog, calling out the contradiction by way of simple disagreement. The response is teasing and even domineering in the way it recontextualizes the entire post. It is the punchline, the center of attention, but wouldn't exist without the original setup.

While it seems like this post could be seen as a negative interaction, I think it's actually quite cute. It shows the kind of playful back and forth that could occur between two flirty girls.

Conclusion: This is yuri.

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Okay, this headline is killing me.

Of course they knew. It was the worst kept secret in the order. The council talked about it during their caf breaks, I’m sure. They just let Anakin think he’d fooled them. Mace and Yoda probably had a running bet on how long it would take Anakin to realize that they knew. Most of the 501st knew. Everyone knew. Why is this a headline. I’m dying. This has killed me. Send necromancers. I’m dead and posting this from beyond the grave.

Okay but it would be funny if they didn't know but only because Anakin kept doing the same shit he did in front of Hunter where he recruits Rex to keep watch. In the most suggestive way possible.

Half the order is only unaware of Padme because like Hunter they just thought Anakin was Clearly having an affair with his clone captain.

Oppenheimer, which was tracking to open to much smaller audiences than Barbie, has been very successful in piggybacking off of Barbie as a double feature.

This is Ken behavior

so this is how hollywood dies. with barbenheimer.

Somehow I learned news from one-time-i-dreamt and idfk how to feel about it

I read a tweet before about how horrifying it is to be in Gabriella's shoes because your dead dad suddenly got replaced by a superhuman version of him one day from another dimension and I never knew peace since. QwQ

My Across the Spider-Verse art book is finally here! I made a post about the first one half a year ago. Here’s some of my fav pages!

Pavitr looks like he would listen to MCR also Prowler! Miles my beloved 😭

People who don’t watch rebels because they think it’s ugly can choke on this shot specifically

Force Ghosts watching Luke with a little harem of Mandalorians ready to do anything for him, Din leading the way in trying to rail him.

Obi-Wan: Am I the proble--

Anakin: OF COURSE YOU ARE!!!!

Obi-Wan is a manwhore like Luke 💖

"why does ambrosius call you babygirl?"

"how about we stop talking for a little while"

Current Nimona mood

I just watched Rogue on so this is just calling out myself

the way the clones and the Jedi’s cultures became so intertwined always gets me so teary.

Airo was literally the youngest of young for soldiers (he’d been named for a grand total of one day), and his dying words are still a Jedi / Force saying.

he didn’t have to spend years upon years with Obi-Wan for the Force- for the Jedi- to mean something to him. it just did. naturally. because he heard what the clones said about Obi-Wan and the Jedi and he trusted them and it wasn’t just him.

they all trusted and loved their generals, and the Jedi trusted and loved them in return. and that’s why Order 66 is SO deeply gutting

To love the Jedi, is to love the Clones.

To love the Clones, is to love the Jedi.

The same was true for them.

And thus, was their tragedies.

Just a reminder that:

Look we all want a robo dog but if you kill someone with a sledgehammer to steal theirs, they are going to find you. There's no way a 75k$ dog doesn't have gps

we are killing the dog

its not a dog, its a machine used and designed for police surveillance and the entire reason they made it dog shaped is so idiots like you would go "awwww robot dog how precious" instead of seeing them as the oppressive tools they are.

we're killing the fucking dog

That's not a robot dog.

It's a four-legged robot spider.

It is not a dog, a spider, a chicken, a horse, a fish, a tick, a mosquito, a tapeworm or a baby

It is a weapon

There is nothing morally wrong about breaking weapons that are hurting people for any reason other than to prevent those people from hurting others worse

the dog robots are fully capable of hurting people, and badly. failsafes that would prevent that have not been installed. the police are deploying a thing out in public that can maim anyone who touches it wrong.

look, when i was a kid i was passionately in love with the idea of robots--that humans would one day create another sort of intelligence to share our world with-- and believed very firmly that we should respect and protect all our robot friends from the start, so there would be no violent humans-against-robots revolution or anything.

anyway it turns out that the people trying to keep end-stage capitalism running are really banking on us feeling more love for the robots than for the kind of people they're going to be using the robots to oppress.

so like. maybe lets all agree right now that if a robot is being used to hurt a person, you need to smash the fucking robot. they're going to make the robots really cute. they're going to show us so many movies about how much robots need to be loved. and then they are going to use robots to hurt people.

let's try not to fall for it, okay?

And don't forget that scary af episode of Black Mirror, Metalhead. Robot dogs can fuck right off.

They created a weapon, told you to call it a friend and watched as your empathy became their trap and tool. 

Real life dogs are oftentimes weapons as well

People who exploit animals will often exploit humans too. They’re exploiting the cuteness of animals to manipulate you and the potential danger of dogs to control you.

So if we’re being intersectional about this, also be cautious about people who use animals as tools.