this image has been living in my brain for a full 24 hours

this image has been

living in my brain for a

full 24 hours

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Ive never been so proud in my life

Ruffian

what do you mean you don't have enough water moon lol

Pain world

One Big Bite

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

Fun Fact!

Titanium not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! Thas wy Dock chok jjiun spi; surgyr ad pater noster, qui es in cœlis; sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cœlo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie: Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris: et ne nos inducas in tentationem: sed libera nos a malo.

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞

ThunderClan

RiverClan

WindClan

ShadowClan

Nothing funnier than Link getting the Tony Hawk treatment

[Please do not dub this comic! I’ll be releasing it for the VO community in a few weeks! <3]

you’re not gonna have a bad time watching this movie HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

A watermelon eating contest

English added by me :)

the sword-billed hummingbird may be one of, if not THE, bird of all time

ive been laughing about this little dude all day. its so unnecessary. but i appreciate the hustle

POV: You are a plant or perhaps a flower

Sephiroth killed Aerith with that thing

A Haiku:

📲 💡

🖼️ 🆔 📖 🗣️

🖥️ 📜

[Image Description: Three lines of Emoji, that can be read as: Icon Idea Image ID Read Aloud Online Poetry End Image Description]

Reminds me of an old internet poem:

< > ! * ' ' #

^ " ` $ $ -

! * = @ $ _

% * < > ~ # 4

& [ ] . . /

| { , , SYSTEM HALTED

The poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, as such:

Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,

Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,

Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,

Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,

Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,

Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH

OH I GOT ONE AS WELL

Behold, the math limerick:

((12+144+20+3*sqrt[4])/7)+5*11=9²+0

A dozen, a gross, and a score,

plus three times the square root of four,

divided by seven,

plus five times eleven

is nine squared and not a bit more

[Image description Text ""What breed of dog do you have?" "Bloodborne boss"" Attached image is a photo of a white Borzoi dog standing on its hind legs in front of a fence]

Reading Acts and the Epistles be like

like i have never seen a gag funnier than this that i can recall