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Anonymous asked:
5 nights were SO GOOD!!! can’t wait for part 3
Thank you thank yoy!!
Im so sorry its taken so long i thought it would be done by now 😭😭 maybe i’ll have time to work on it tmr before work!
Anonymous asked:
If I could go to where you work, I would tip you so so so much money 💵 I hope there are never any more shifts where you don't get good tips. I hope every shift you get so many tips you cry.
Ugh, bestie. Thank you.
Every shift I go in for i say a little silent prayer that a s*gar m*mmy walks into the bar ala Heather Dunbar & whisks me away on lavish vacations on my “weekends”🥹🥺😍😂
Honestly tips depend on the night, we work mainly reservation based, and dont get a lot of walk ins. Plus im a bartender so i have nights i sell nothing from the bar itself & only get tipped out from the servers. So it all depends. Two weeks ago numbers were so low I made a collective $50 total over 2 nights. (I aim/average to walk home with $100 a night, some are better, some are WAY better, it just depends)
But yeah. Tip your service workers. And tip them 20%. Esp if you’re somewhere where they make less than min wage!
Some of you were just built to look pretty and take strap.
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky
I like looking at the stars…
I want someone who also likes looking at the stars…
But their favourite part is looking at me enjoying the stars…
Anonymous asked:
Drunk hotch admitting that reader X hotch are a couple in the bau group chat. Maybe even that they are engaged, or pregnant.
me when im about to get murdered but there is a lesbian truck driver watching me
ao3 writers staring at their inboxes 0.2 seconds after posting a new fic
people are fighting over tipping culture in america on twitter and so many europeans are trying to explain why stiffing your server is praxis, actually
and it reminded me of the time I was working outside the 9/11 memorial and a european tourist came up to yell in my face at like 8am that we should all be ashamed of ourselves for charging admission to a museum of a national tragedy and when I said we depended on the money to stay open he screamed some more in my face about what a shameful disgusting government I had that wouldn’t subsidize the museum as though I personally set it up that way, and I had to eventually respond “sir, I haven’t been able to afford to see a doctor in 10 years you think I like this system???” and he just stomped away still yelling me I was a shameful person for this, the ticketing system I had no say in and also thought was outrageously expensive
anyways, just want to throw out there that if your only means of protesting an unjust system is to shit on the victims of that system then you’re not a moral crusader you’re just an asshole dressing up your assholery, pretending your cruelty is for a greater good. Tip 20% (or more!) when you eat out in america, it’s really that simple.
lil poly!barhoun req bestie!
how about “you wouldn’t by chance believe me if I said this is not what it looks like”, maybe reader and raf are in his office and she accidentally knocks some stuff off of his desk? she’s trying to pick the stuff up when rita walks in?? <3
Okay but what if it was exactly what it looked like?👀👀
Anonymous asked:
I saw "Picnic Date" on the prentiss-theorem bingo request and immediately thought of Sonny Carisi - could totally see him doing that :)
Omg. Carisi’s such a cute sweet boi he woudl totally picnic with you🥹
when you’re getting close to cumming and they start encouraging you “just like that baby.... there’s my good girl, just like that“
Devil's Backbone (Unsub!Hotch x Fem!Reader) -- part nine
We'll be back to Wed/Fri next week I promise!! Btw I listened to "Decode" a lot while writing more of Hotch spiraling so......
Warnings: reader dealing w the aftermath of how Hotch treated her in the last chapter, more lies
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Nine: How did we get here? -- "Decode" by Paramore
After you left, Hotch continued talking to himself for a few seconds before “ending” the phone call. He felt stupid faking a call, but he needed you to leave and not ask questions. He knew you had questions, and that was worrisome.
He hadn’t meant for all of that to happen. But he felt better now, reinvigorated, so that was worth it, he supposed. He needed the boost of energy. He had unsubs to find. You would understand.
Devil's Backbone (Unsub!Hotch x Fem!Reader) -- part eight
You're welcome xx I listened to "Gibson Girl" by Ethel Cain while writing this if that's something you want to do as well
Warnings: SMUT 18+ only pls n thx mwah. where do I begin? this is rough smut, so if you don't like that/find it triggering, do not read!!! face fucking, possibly/definitely dub-con, choking, unprotected sex (wrap it irl pls dear god), Hotch is not kind in this
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Eight: [REDACTED FROM THE RECORD]
The truth was, you didn’t leave.
It wasn’t meant to happen. You meant to drop the flowers at his door if he didn’t answer. Drop them off in his hands if he did. But both ended with you leaving. You knew you could not stay. It wasn’t right. You needed to leave, sleep in your own bed. You knew that was what you needed to do. For yourself. For him, too.
Devil's Backbone (Unsub!Hotch x Fem!Reader) -- part seven
It's so fun to relive this fic as I post it because when I tell y'all I've been writing it for MONTHS I mean it
Warnings: more unsub!Hotch in action
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Seven: I've fallen in love with a man on the run -- "Devil's Backbone" by The Civil Wars
A week later, you found yourself on the BAU jet once again -- awake this time, and headed to Florida. It was a run-of-the-mill case, nothing too special, but you remember it because of the call Rossi got when you landed.
“Really?” he asked, turning around, walking to the back of the plane. A smart move, to keep his face and expressions away from the rest of the team. “Alright. Do they know who did it?”
You shared a look with Morgan and Emily. Reid was listening intently, and JJ was typing furiously on her phone.
“What is going on?” you whispered.