howdy! i'm lemon! i'm 20 and i go by he/they/it. let me know if you need anything tagged. im mostly just having fun lol
my pfp is by @kobob !!!!!

howdy! i'm lemon! i'm 20 and i go by he/they/it. let me know if you need anything tagged. im mostly just having fun lol
my pfp is by @kobob !!!!!
hey bro can I smell your dick not in a weird way though
this ask has been sitting in my inbox for eight years and today i am setting it free like a caged bird
so tell me,, have u always been silly ?
ye pretty much
making up characters is so fun because you can be like “this is johnson he came from my mind” and all your friends will go “yippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!”
the switch successor will be as powerful as 2 switches duct-taped together
Sorry these tags need to be acknowledged I think
what I wouldn't give to have the gastric constitution of a nine-year-old again. like you know when you're in grade school and you're like okay I'm gonna have some gushers and pizza and one of those dubious chalky grocery store cookies and then go run around with my friends! and now as an adult if I eat the wrong brand of peanut butter I have to lie down for an hour
seeing people in the notes who are like "it's a good thing I can still eat whatever I want 😇" and they're like, 19... I was you once. and in a couple years you might start to suspect that your favorite fast food joint is giving you mild food poisoning every time you eat there. they're not. it's the milkshakes. go buy some lactase pills.
im going to lose my mind why is he doing the fucking pose
anyone who said ryan gosling couldn’t pull off ken apologize NOW
“he’s too old” “he’s not enough of a himbo” “he won’t put his all into it” this one photo just proved u wrong
thanks davinki twins..... i needed that great post keep it up guys
i always mean it when i say i love you btw
‘but thats a stranger you dont know’ and i love them. i love that they exist and i love that they passed through my life. and i love u too btw
reblog to tell your mutuals you love them for existing
Life is so beautiful idk why I’m on tumblr lol
put me in the little tikes electric chair for little tikes serial murder
Ok listen we NEED to talk about your girlfriend. I know you’re doomed by the narrative and all, but she keeps defying the will of fate with her vain and ever more desperate attempts to save you. It’s SERIOUSLY going to rend the fabric of space-time if she keeps this up. I’m not even joking. We’re all going to end up in a closed loop of decaying reality if—it’s not cute, stop laughing!!
don't talk to me till my carapace hardens from my last molt 😭😭😂😂
i made a texture pack that replaces ghast sounds with cats snoring and yelling into microphones
someone asked for the download link so here u go