ME

Just a regular teen…Sasha Obama’s summer job at seafood restaurant Nancy’s in Martha’s Vineyard.

When has a child of the first family ever???????

Michelle was like “So you think you just gone lay around in my house all summer? Sasha: But we the first family… Michelle: No I’M THE FIRST FAMILY. You ain’t paying no bills. You got First family money?

seriously go sasha 

reblog if you dont scream at 5am

trying to prove a point to birds

get a man who can do both

why australian people say 'naur' instead of 'no'

3 am thoughts (via suspend)

favorite sign

Aye that’s at my school

live fast die yung bad girls do it well

i will reblog this forever

it’s not nice to be not nice

This card has been regifted way too many times

“Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?”

I’ve been waiting for this post all my life

honestly if I was walking through the forest and saw hozier there i wouldn’t even question it,, it’s where he belongs

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