stede needs a blunt

Fucking over shows that people love and care about is a transparent attempt to try and turn people against the strikes ;-;

They weren't even giving it a proper second season! It was four fucking episodes, but now that's too much? Fuck the execs who made this decision. I hope Amazon gets broken up in an antitrust lawsuit.

*puts a flower behind my ear* great news, everybody! im redeemed now. i had a redemptive arc. you can trust me with the elemental shards now

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

or

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

Rare blue watermelon

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

soap makes water molecules smaller

I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

The two way mirror

“listen here, cumslut.”

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.

all the links on this post are broken and some arent given so heres a compilation of links for the stupidest things tumblr has believed (i tried to find the og post for most of these but some of them are posts/articles about said posts)

infinite chocolate hack

berensta/ein bears (mandela effect)

mri scan walking dead gif

train gif brain thinks you died

tubby custard machine

horse dildo

moonmelon (and variations)

alexandria’s genisis

bird chocolate fountain og post

soap shrinks water molecules

we are killing the earth

ham on dog

tequila isnt a depressant

earth is lumpy

joker without makeup

voldemort fetus

two way mirror og post

fig vagina

i think about this so much

My hot take is that if youre a fan of a villain in OFMD you should actually be kind of excited for them to die because they're gonna do it real fucking dumb and it's gonna be their moment of fame. Nigel opened the episode with eeeeEEYyYEEeeee and looking through a telescope then he bullied Stede so bad Stede hit him in the back of the head and he stabbed himself through his EEYyYEE on the way down. 10/10 perfect hilarious. Jack got into cowboy stand off with a fucking seagull that lasted for a minute and then was hit with a cannon ball. Beautiful stunning funniest anyone's ever done it. Chauncey kidnapped Stede at gunpoint, went on a homophobic screed and then tripped over a tree branch and shot himself in the face through the same eye his brother got stabbed through. Amazing. Less funny than the other two but still spectacular. If any of these douchebags are your special little guy you should understand that this is the moment of glory, the going out with a bang. I can't wait to see how Izzy and Hornigold and Prince Ricky eat shit. I want three villain deaths minimum. And I want them to all try and probably fail to upstage the current reigning champion of dying like an idiot Calico "lost a fight to a bird" Jack. I want them to bring Jack back and kill him again even dumber this time.

#i have typed this in the tags before but i think izzy will probably burn alive since he likes to play with candle flames so much#and when navy finds his body they assume it's blackbeard and one of them says 'i thought he'd be taller'#you know. like lucius said in episode 4#our flag means death (@desruc)

Bestie your mind..... I thought he'd be taller.......

This is a god tier take tbh

Yes we need more chaste twee baby gay romances like heartstopper and yes we also need more shows where men fuck raw to express their love for one another like Élite and yes we need more toxic gays having hate sex like Interview with the Vampire and yes we need more incidental gay characters like the dads in cartoons like Owl House.

It's not a competition! It's a hoard and I'm like a gay little Smaug.

the normalization of porn in mainstream media is a weird take to have

Normalization of gay desire and yes, even gay sex, is paramount to gay liberation actually.

he’s my barbie doll

aziracrow sketchpage!

manifesting a homoerotic duel between ed and stede when they reunite

(source)

The reason it sounds like that is because they put so many ghosts (abalone, dinosaur, etc) in it (admiring). Hope this helps!

Item: Ghost-Filled Triple Antler Flute

This is genuinely such pretty music

fucked up in the club watching Moral Orel

trying to explain english to an italian

Based on that PotC scene-

(Tumblr don't shadowban me again pretty please I just wanna show my blorbos)

had an autism moment at the computer part store today