*gasp* SANTA CAME!!!!!…*looks closer* all over the presents what the fuck santa

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

in australia if a girl goes to the bathroom and comes back with a seemingly random fact then you know exactly what time of the month it is

dO YOU GUYS HAVE FUCKING FUN FACTS PRINTED ON YOUR TAMPONS OR SOMETHING

they’re on pad wrappers!!!!!

oh my god

omg who is she???

Who and howwwwwww

Have we found out who she is yet???????

it’s lupe sujey cuevas

I wonder if anyone stalks my Tumblr...

Zora Neale Hurston, Their Eyes Were Watching God (via wordsnquotes)

Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

I’ll say that again. 

A guy came up to me

at work

and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?” 

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

me: becky are you high?

becky:

all i want in life is to go to concerts and have good eyebrows

TOO REAL