we joke about tumblr’s pjge (post john green era) but it is legitimately wild that a) a social media site allowed others to edit your posts for five years, and b) that we all agreed to use the honor system about it until mr. green arrived

cant wait for miss ramina shlah to bring the cwhl back to life by sheer force of will just so she can tweet ‘i lived bitch’ from the official calgary inferno acct

Well, at least we still have Mario-presenting nipples

OH COME ON

the fourth gif is it finally hitting me that i’m interviewing brianna freaking decker

sup friends I’ve spent a lot of time posing in front of scenic backgrounds recently

A story in three tweets 

if i leave my pussy hanging off the bed will a demon eat it

@stlouisramz

ugh thank u so much😩😩

they won’t let me take my vacation at work bc it’s during “blackout period” so i’m having a call w my area manager tomorrow and i’m telling him i have family coming from syria to montreal so me and all my cousins are going to see them and i’m gonna be like “sorry the government doesn’t let us decide when they can finally come here to get out of a war zone” just to make him feel shitty

i love syrian privilege

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