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welcome to the robopiss palace :3

@stinkysweatymothgirl

if you wish to traverse safely, block the nsfw and robot fucker tags, though I definitely will forget to tag them
we say queer here
pronouns: it/its/vex/vexself
you may call me vinegar, grape, or Vex :3

so is the moth fur like. permanently warm and damp from all the sweat soaking into it. because I already love shoving my face into big fluffy bits but doing so into a thick wet hot towel of overwhelming stink is just hhhhhhhh

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sorry my brain is going stupidboy mode over this ask I. didn't even realise a sweaty moth would be damp but now I'm revelling in thoughts abt face in sweatymoth crotch hhhhhhhhhjjjj

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Yes. Yes yes yes yes yes gosh yes please yes thank you I was implying the big neck floof but moth bush is SO good too I will shove my face in there so much and just suck on all the sweat

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Anon posts the rare good question on 4Chan.

I saw in the comments that 'no one enforces' the loitering thing, so please know that over 10,000 Americans are accosted by police every year for "loitering", and many of these situations end in injury or death. The crime of "loitering" itself has incredibly racist roots, and today still serve as a blanket excuse to harass marginalized (usually poor and/or Black) communities. (TW in this post for text mentions of anti-Black violence, visuals of arrests)

For example, these two men were arrested while waiting to meet with a real estate broker. A white witness at the Starbucks said staff had no issue with her sitting there for an hour under the exact same conditions, but as soon as PoC came in the staff treated them completely differently:

Sadly, accusations of "loitering" have led to deaths. Amadou Diallo was shot at 41 times while unarmed. His neighbor had called the police on him for "loitering" in his own neighborhood:

Source: https://www.nytimes.com/1999/02/05/nyregion/officers-in-bronx-fire-41-shots-and-an-unarmed-man-is-killed.html

"Loitering" isn't no big deal, and if you think no one enforces it that only means it has never been weaponized against you. For other people it has been a literal death sentence.

Anime and manga will really issue canonical heights and weights for their characters and always undershoot the weight by a comical amount. They will show you a cast of buff shredded 6'0" people and tell you with a straight face that they're all 110 pounds.

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im gonna get a huge wolf-like husky and give it a name like James or David or Sandra or something. Something really human sounding. And convince everyone who comes to my house that theyre just my friend who was cursed with lycanthropy.

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maidofsalt

I’m gonna renovate my guest bedroom so it looks really lived in. It’s got posters for like. Wolves and stuff on the walls. And a to do list that has stuff like “pay rent” “turn into dog” and I’m gonna put some scratch marks on the walls and the bed and a chain on the heater. And I’m gonna train the dog to sleep there so it really pulls off the whole effect. This is a really long con plan.

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maidofsalt

I discussed this idea with a classmate of mine and they pointed out that when i was looking for a room mate and said “you need to be out of the house every full moon and be okay with large dogs” they would surely assume that I was the werewolf in this mix and really this is just the beginning of my life as a weird tv sitcom.

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It would be a great cover for your perspective roommate, an actual werewolf

I love you describing the "grandpa" plague mask, im just imagining a a family sitcom of plague doctors, grandpa in the leather "mosquito" mask talking about the old days, surviving tbe great plague (every time he lists it having different symptoms) dad in a leather "bird" mask with the wide brim hat, kids in the more modern mask and hood look, maybe cousins in gas masks or venisian long nosed festival masks

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Someone needs to make this it’s such a delightful image

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personally i think kris deltarune should be allowed to create a dark fountain. trans people can do anything. trans people can, should and will create a dark fountain

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I’m convinced it was an interdimensional portal

Oooh, I know this one! The FAA (Federal Aviation Administration - they make the rules for flying here in the US) has designated “roads” in the sky to keep all the commercial jets from running into each other. When you’re headed the same direction at the same speed, you don’t get in each other’s way. If you’re heading east you fly at one elevation, and west-bound planes fly at a different height. There are lots of rules to keep mid-air crashes to a minimum.

However, if you’re running late, or weather in one spot is bad, you can call up Air Traffic Control and ask for a new route! And they will look at their little radar screens and maps of all the airplanes in the area, and tell you what shortcut you can take.

I am a little bit overcome by this. We made actual imaginary tunnels in the sky so our giant metal birds can fly through the open air in the most organized, polite way possible. We check in over our designated long distance thought projection machine channel that anyone can listen in on but we all promise not to interrupt to get permission to swap imaginary sky tunnels. We come up with the weirdest impossible shit and immediately give it boundaries! Humans are ridiculous. I mean yes these are good rules and many many people would die if we didnt have them, a+ on these rules, but if you take a step back wanting to sunder every natural limitation we can find and then going ahead and building our own so nothing gets too messy is a fucking hilarious art for a species to compulsively pursue.