his big doleful eyes and violently self-destructive tendencies have captivated me
IceMav where they're raising little Bradley, only Mav always calls him his nickname "Baby Goose" without giving context, so people just assume he's weirdly passionate about his pet gosling.
He'll say things like "my baby goose did the cutest thing the other day" or "my little goose is such a bundle of energy, he really wore me out." And people on base, they know enough to get the context. But sometimes him and Ice go out to dinner in the city's gay neighborhoods where they can hide in plain site. And sometimes they'll strike up a conversation with some of the other regulars, and he'll say something like "We should get going, our baby goose is probably missing us."
And the regulars just assume they're one of those couples who treat their pet like their kid, it's a little weird that the pet is a goose instead of a dog or cat, but they've all known that one couple that tries way too hard to be "quirky" and "unconventional" so they don't dwell on it. Still, some of Pete's comments are a little intense, for instance:
Pete: Our little goose got sick, like really sick, and I was a mess! I was convinced he was going to die. Thankfully, Tom kept his cool and reminded me we should let a professional weigh in before signing the death certificate. Anyway, he's fine now, they got him on antibiotics.
Person A: Wow, you were really panicking.
Pete: I was, I really was. I just can't lose him, he's everything to me.
Person B: Well, I mean, you'd still have Tom...
Tom: Oh no, I've always known where I stand in this relationship, trust me, I cannot compete.
Persons A & B: *Wondering what sort of self-confidence issues could've convinced a Grade A Hunk like Tom that the best he could do is play second-fiddle to an aging twink's pet duck.*
Diggs with josh allen: 😎🥰🥰🤩🤗🫂🙏😻😼
Diggs with backup qb Matt Barkley: ✋🏾😐. 🧍🏾...🚶🏾.
Anonymous asked:
twitter(.)com/DaveMyersBIB/status/1648403060845322240
' stefs gonna stef ' aka ' brats gonna brat '
I JUST ZOOMED IN ON ANOTHER PICTURE AND IT IS HAIR OMG I THOT IT WAS LIKE. A NARUTO HEADBAND OR SMTHIN 😭😭
Anonymous asked:
Thoughts on the Bills loss and JA injury?
First of all, I think all of us are praying it’s not his UCL. Even a sprain would be disastrous for the remainder of the season and set him back. He’s already had issues with it in prior seasons and it’s devastating for a QB, so if it’s torn? Horrendous.
As for the loss? Well, I hope I’ve shared enough football knowledge for you all to discern that while the Jets beat the Bills, Zach Wilson did not beat Josh Allen. Buffalo’s issue is that they have no run game outside of Josh; hinder his ability to use his legs and it’s shut down. It’s their only shortcoming as a team, otherwise they’d be a near-perfect roster.
Yelena: *pulls out a knife*
Kate: Oh no.
Yelena: *opens a cardboard box with it*
Kate: Oh, okay.
Yelena: *pulls a gun out of the box*
Kate: Oh no.
love that in josh allen’s razor commercial they throw in a random shot near the end of him throwing a football so you know that he’s not just a random white guy in a razor commercial. bc i love him and all but like. yeah i get it
Josh allen: *throws to diggs, a wr, because he's open and it's his job*
Diggs: God working the way he so intended 😁😋👍🏾 !
Josh allen: *throws to Gabe, a wr, because he's open and it's his job*
Diggs: I WANT A DIVORCE 😾‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️!1!!1!
Anonymous asked:
twitter(.)com/DaveMyersBIB/status/1648403060845322240
' stefs gonna stef ' aka ' brats gonna brat '
I JUST ZOOMED IN ON ANOTHER PICTURE AND IT IS HAIR OMG I THOT IT WAS LIKE. A NARUTO HEADBAND OR SMTHIN 😭😭
Anonymous asked:
Who’s rumored to be on the cover?
The QB from upstate NY.
Anonymous asked:
Putting his girlfriend on the cover would be more interesting than him 🫢
I understand the redundancy of putting Mahomes on due to the fact he’s had two covers recently, but how you can ignore the next best obvious choice of Jalen (who had a phenomenal season and played a terrific MVP-caliber SB game) or even Joe (who is wildly popular and, you know, played in a conference championship unlike other people) is beyond me.
