Eowyn and the Witch King by me
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i read the hobbit in 3rd grade and i thought it was really lame. however i liked bilbo baggins for some reason and i was fully convinced he was some sort of rabbit/mouse thing until i saw the lotr movies and was really, really confused
Tolkien likens Bilbo to a bunny or a rabbit I believe three times; the two I can remember are the trolls shaking him like a rabbit, and Beorn calling him “little bunny.” (I keep meaning to make a cute meme of this and also I am lazy.) He also barely describes him other than having furry feet. JRR, maybe this one was a little bit on you.
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they will never attack my big and large towers
george w bush and sauron have both said this
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Elijah Wood’s final day of filming.
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“But the healers would have me lie abed seven days yet,” she said. “And my window does not look eastward.”
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Toby Fox after creating the best character of All Time
Im losing it over the new undertale newsletter…. Is it confirmed that Sans and Papyrus is originally from the world of Deltarune now?!1?2?2
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He grins a broken smile
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person who is chronically outside
Aragorn
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any of you ever wonder what gollum would look like in a yaoi
yes you have. here:
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hey, don't cry. ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul, ok?
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This is so legendary Tolkien cannot help being hilarious he tries to be this serious dry narrator but I see you Mr. Stand up comedy
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'fuck it we ball' and 'this too shall pass' are literally equal and opposite forces
Merry and Pippin are "fuck it we ball" and Frodo and Sam are "this too shall pass."