you are hereby expelled from dank meme university

Would you rather pikachu have skin. Just bare skin. Smooth expanse of rubbery yellow skin. Is pikachu a naked mole rat to you people. A hairless cat that is 60% botox. Is that what you fucking want

Richie: What’s wrong with you?

Eddie: What’s wrong with me is that you’re freakishly tall! I feel like a woodland creature.

everyone acts like the losers club hates richie’s jokes, but in the book they laugh at them all the time. especially eddie. more than once it says that eddie “shrieks with laughter”

my boy is FUNNY and his friends AGREE

Louis: *spits on the ground* Me: *licks the ground*

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The AO3 Tag of the Day is: George H. W. Bush (June 12, 1924 – November 30, 2018)

god, GOD Freddie Mercury was such a fucking badass

hmmm

mutuals feel free to kick my ass

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST ACTOR TO EVER PORTRAY EDDIE KASPBRAK DENNIS CHRISTOPHER!! ❤️ (DEC. 2ND)

okay but where is the lie?

Me: *asks my followers to send me writing prompts*

My Followers: *send writing prompts to my inbox*

My Followers: when are you going to update the thing?

Me: I am definitely going to update the thing very soon :)

my followers: you haven’t abandoned this fic, have you?

me:

okay, the office but with the losers instead

I ain't naming my kids S H I T !!!

They got no names!!!!!!!!

man waking up from a 1 month coma on december 17th: oh fuck i gotta update my black and white porn gifs blog QUICK