✨SHINING JUSTICE✨

goodnight moon. goodnight Milky Way. goodnight Ursa Major (UMa I dSph). goodnight 24IC 1613 (UGC 662.350[8].

A tiny moomin with tiny snufkin to celebrate Tove Jansson 💫

defend my thesis? like with a sword?

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

well. that one’s on me

Oh to be Snufkin and travel the world and play a little harmonica and wear a funky hat and scarf and not be tied down anywhere but return to a little valley every spring anyway for the sole purpose of seeing my s/o

me before i knew anything about moomin: i like the little man in the green wizard hat

snufkin: commit crimes! be gay! smoke weed everyday!

me, crying: i LOVE the little man in the green wizard hat

im stressed out that ppl don’t know my intentions at all times. spoiler alert: top priority is, i love everyone. second priority is to have a sexy and fun time

Now then, about this spring tune. Something new: One part expectation, two parts spring sadness, and for the rest just the great delight of walking alone and liking it.

How the fuck do people still fall for pyramid schemes just don’t open the fucking sarcophagus and the mummy can’t hypnotize you

i honestly believe human beings are not meant to live like this. we are meant to live in loving communities and be around nature every day and grow our own food and create art and not work day and night until we die. this longing for another life is not human nature, it’s a symptom of modern society.

turns out you’re wrong, sherlock holmes. i don’t do any kind of farming or professionally take care of dogs or anything you said. i threw on all this shit to see which and how many wild assumptions you’d make about me from one random glance, like an asshole. and you did. you made so many assumptions about my life just by taking one look, you asshole. here’s an assumption for you: sherlock holmes is a huge jackass

this is exactly what an arthur conan doyle self insert would look like

gays be loving plants

gays be like “god i wish i could photosynthesize and grow moss and flowers on my flesh like an ancient stone statue brought to life to be a druidic guardian of nature and wildlife”

google,  what are migraine symptoms. google am i having a migraine. hey, google

my best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day

I do not get to choose which seconds. they are not consecutive

people are always trying to humanize dracula and hes always trying to draculize humans

dietician: [common food or product] is bad for you/carcinogenic/etc

other dietician: no, youre wrong. evidence says its good

me: *sweating and pointing gun between them*

dietician: bread is bad for you

me: *shoots that one*

this post was made by BIG BREAD

please point me to the big bread mentioned

baby girl i can get melancholic and sentimental over things you can't even imagine

parents please check your kids' halloween candy. just found hieronymus bosch’s garden of earthly delights inside of a peanut butter cup.