Tony Stark: I have to babysit Peter Parker. He's a bit annoying. I guess he's alright.

Carol Danvers: Everyone clap for Kamala Khan right now or I'm blowing this fucking building up with you all inside of it.

The Marvels was another level of comedy. The "He's bilingual" line took me out like a fucking train.

THE MARVELS (2023) dir. Nia DaCosta  

The Marvels (2023) + text posts

So if Kamala did steal the tablet...Fury would have been busy with getting SABER up on its feet again and mourning Monica so it would take him some time to realize it's missing. He'd of course enable tracking and get a record on what Intel was being accessed and ofc know its Kamala. So I totally see him calling her while she's in San Francisco recruiting Cassie and giving her speech on what she's doing being illegal and trying to resist yelling (bc it's Kamala c'mon) and her just being all like line is bad can't hear you Fury we'll chat later my parents say you're invited to dinner at my house with Carol!! Byeee!!

Marvel crybaby want comic book accuracy but then complain when comic book accuracy applies to the women of the mcu. Like the way Carol or Wanda are "overpowered" or the way Kamala looks up to Carol with sparkling eyes and big adoration.

Oh to be a cute, little, alien cat monster riding on Captain Marvel's shoulder as she flies.

#I would give anything to see these 5 interact together. Just pure chaos and fangirling

princess carol

when a film has more cats than white men, you know it's a good one

in the mcu, there HAS to be someone with an extreme fear of spider-man. someone absolutely terrified of him, the way people are scared of clowns.

And i think it would be funny if Peter Parker joined some online support group of people afraid of spider-man for the exclusive purpose of keeping track of who to avoid. He didn’t want to cause extra stress.

Instead, somehow, people find out Peter Parker is in the support group. and now everything thinks Peter Parker is absulutely terrified of Spider-Man

(tony thinks this is all hilarious and warns peter every time he walks into the lab. “Pete, be careful, Spider-Man just walked in! Spider-Man is in here! watch out!”)

can you get married to the king of one planet if you are already married to the prince of another? is marriage a national or international thing? asking for a friend

parenthood

loki never wanted the throne. he literally said this in the first film he appeared in. he never wanted it!! he only ever wanted to be respected, he only ever wanted to be seen as thor’s equal, he only ever wanted the same kind of love from his father.

people watching the finale and saying “well at least loki finally got himself a throne!” misunderstand such a crucial part of his character. this isn’t a happy ending for him. it’s a sacrifice. it’s the burden of his glorious purpose. it’s loki learning to love and giving up everything because of it.

"Courage is inseparable from love and leads to what may arguably be the noblest of all warrior virtues: selflessness."

"You were both born to be kings"

For All Time. Always.

Not me thinking about how Green had always been the colour associated with Time in the Marvel Universe since the beginning :)

Loki ascending his throne - 02x06

He was right all along; he had the most glorious purpose out of any of them ♡♡♡

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What is a legacy?

It's planting seeds

In a garden

You never get to see