I brought you my bullets, but I eated them
college friend: hey thanks for showing up to the party :) its been so long how are you!
small creature piloting my corpse like gunbuster: oh fine, eating gray goo, spraying my eggs on rotted logs, perceiving light through compound eyes, the usual ahaha
college friend: ahaha yeah dope! XD hey before i introduce you to my partner, did you always speak in a rodent-like voice without opening your mouth or is this some new thing?
small creature using sinew adapters to make my jaw fall open: sorry bro got greened out on delta8 before coming here i was neevous lol
college friend: lol
PREHISTORIC PROTO-MONKEY: I don't need ascorbic acid. From my cells. I eat fruit all the time dude. I'm better than that OTHER PREHISTORIC PROTO-MONKEY: I agree with your lifestyle and will fuck you raw to prove it GUY LOOKING FOR THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE 36,530,125 YEARS LATER: ow oof my shitty british teeth
QUEEN ELIZABETH 2 JUMPSCARE !!!
HER GHOST IS HERE TO HAUNT YOU!!!
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring… he’ll despise me…
Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun
This really makes the Studios costing themselves even more money (and getting more unions involved) by prolonging the strike for the promise of free ai labor even more fucking funny. you dumb fucking bastards lol
Getting real sick of these "symphonic" arrangements of video game music where it's just great thumping bombast from start to finish. My dude, symphonies have movements. Where are the dynamics? Where's the fucking adagio? If it doesn't have a bit that sounds like fairies prancing, it's not a symphony.
i was driving myself insane trying to find this meme and couldn't figure out why there were no traces of it on google so i was about to ask you all to send it to me but i just realized i made it and never posted it. this isn't even a meme it's just a file on my computer
Arin Hanson 1987-2017
Tragically died today from severe diaper overload.
“Hey, wanna hear my impression of a Japanese person?”
-Arin Hansom
they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary