if everyone in the world was always so niceys i'd totally dox myself and see who comes to hang out. alas there is evil in the world yet
#all they serve is cunt
I had a dream that Joe Biden addressed the nation wearing a Miko robe like a Shinto priestess. He was also visibly 8 months pregnant. He didn't talk about that until the press asked him about it, to which he replied "I bear the child of a great spirit" as if that was like, something mildly inconvenient like getting stuck in traffic.
Laika how did you make this that fast
Who do you think gave you the dream
gaslighting germans it’s always morally correct
Loved the follow up to this where the neighbor was confronting her about this video and she was gaslighting her neighbor again by askin if all viatnamese people look the same to them
i was looking for gifs of the animations of clippy from windows 98 and i couldn’t find any, so i made this ones!
(part 1)
hey guys so i’ve built a submarine out of paper mache and popsicle sticks and will be launching an expedition to view the wreckage of the oceangate Titan. comfortably seats 2 so i’ll be selling 7 tickets if you wanna join us for a once in a lifetime experience :3
The funny thing about being a dog person is I don't say I'm mentally or neurodivergent I just say I'm neurotic like those border collies addicted to herding car tires
Pimped out my shirt for Pride
official boob post
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The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..
the three wise men were so dumb what's a newborn baby gonna do against a frankenstein
(guy experiencing the consequences of his actions) yeah i don’t know why these things keep happening to me i must be cursed or something
(guy who is cursed) yeah I'm sure all of these things that are happening to me are just the consequences of my actions
MY MOLECULES HAVE STARTED TURNING PINK
oh so when my online friends stay up till 3am its their "timezone" but when I do I'm "destroying my mental and physical health"??? what the fuck??
A war is being waged that you people can’t even begin to comprehend the implications of
his legal name being 'and ken' is so genius he's literally just barbie's accessory this movie is for real men