When you're searching this hellsite for Ronnie Kray, and all you get is Tom Hardy.

It's an observation, not complaint, but still...

I shalt not read the fanfiction

I shalt not read the fanfiction

I shalt not read the fanfiction

Which I think is what got me into this mess in the first place, but never mind

Alfie (on the phone to Tommy): I’ve been arrested so I need you to come and pick me up
Tommy: Arrested for what?
Alfie: For breaking into the dog shelter
Tommy: That’s it? They arrested you for that?
Alfie: Yeah... well and for trying to stuff a couple of the dogs under my coat when I was leaving
Tommy: ...