Italics = members of the justice league
Red = captain marvel / Shazam
Blue / Green = idk yet (other people??)
24.
The Billy’s from across the multiverse (theres like 9 or 10 total - idk you can pick how many) all know each other and hang out together most days.
At 7 to 10 o’clock they all meet at the rock of eternity (the center of the multiverse) and just talk about their day, play game like the kids they are, the ones with siblings will sometimes bring them down to chill with the other Billy’s.
To avoid confusion the Billy’s have all assigned themselves a nickname/different name/number
Because the rock of eternity is the centre of the multiverse, and the Billy’s are the Chosen Champions (unlike the siblings who were given their powers by billy) they all have a throne.
17.
“Hey cap can you cook?”
“Yes”
“No”
“What do you mean no?”
“Cap, you can bake like a god but you can’t cook for shit”
“I can so cook”
“Last time you were in the kitchen you set the tomatoes on fire”
“???”
“Ok but it wasn’t that bad”
“And the time before that you somehow stabbed a butter knife through your hand. You had to go to the hospital. You can’t cook”
7.
Some (or just one or two) of the league members decide it’ll be funny scaring captain marvel
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The watchtower ends up on backup power and the league member(s) are sent to sickbay coz of getting zapped from marvels lightning
16.
“You may be verified on Twitter but are you verified in the eyes of god?”
“You think I’m verified on Twitter?”
“I had to be verified in the eyes of multiple gods plus some other dude just to be here”
12.
The league is having a movie night and one of the marvel siblings suggests a movie from a different dimension [ megamind ] and cap says
“but the hero in that is just a rip-off superman lookalike and I don’t wanna watch that”
Or something like that
And one of the other marvel siblings is like
“You’re a superman rip-off too”
“Ok but I’m actually a good superman rip-off”
League: ???
And cap just says “don’t ask” when he sees their confusion
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the movie megamind doesn’t exist in that dimension, it only exists on prime earth witch the siblings had to go to for a bit because something magical happened and they had to fix it
After they fixed it Dash/Bolt saw the movie and wanted to watch it so they got it
My brain has started something with the Justice League thinking Captain Marvel shape shifts into a cat because New 52 Billy Batson is standoffish even as Shazam and is like a cat
Someone probably mentioned it in passing to one of the newer members that Shazam was like a cat, distant and a bit of a jerk but give him time to warm up to you and he’ll game with you.
Maybe that new member find his way of laying on couches and even across of people so cat-like that they make a list of all his strange instances and cat like behavior and eventually shows the others
JL: we know why you won’t tell us who Shazam is
Vic sweating nervously: Oh?
JL: you thought we wouldn’t believe he’s really a cat which is fair, it’s pretty unusual but considering the talking tiger it’s not unbelievable. We have a list of all the cat things he does, wanna read it?
Vic trying desperately not to laugh and keep a smooth face: yes
*reads*
Vic under his breath: Oh my god, he really is like a cat
Vic thinking: Should I tell Billy they think he’s a cat? Will he even do anything with this information or will he act more like a cat? Wait, who am I kidding? Of Course he’ll act more like a cat and probably give himself away.
Can we call this AU CATain Marvel
Vic: He’s a good ki-I mean man. Good man.
Rest of the league: “kitty”… you were about to say “kitty”…
How do they ‘know’ what kind of cat he is? And how big do they think he is as a cat? What kind of cat is he?
Because I can’t stop thinking about the leaguers talking about weather or not he’s a stray or does he have a family?
If he’s not a stray that means he has humans. Are they nice? Does he have siblings? Can they turn into Demi-gods to?
What if he is a stray? How does he get food? Is that why he eats anything they give him?
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With Batman putting up shelves everywhere does marvel ask someone why there’s shelves everywhere and do they just answer “their for you” and on the outside he’s like “thanks? But I don’t really need shelves??” And they just pat him on the back like “ok sure” and on the inside he’s like “ok but I still don’t need them”
Does that spark the question of marvels size as a cat?
or
The league thinks that cap is a cat
That’s half true
Captain marvel isn’t a cat
But billy is a neko (and can turn into a cat)[maybe]
(Possible add on)
Marvel gets “deaged” back into billy and has to deal with being around the league in his billy body and them seeing the ears and tail
20.
Fawcett City citizens are like the gen z American kids and literally every other city’s citizens are like either just chill or normal
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The riots happening in irl America are only happening in Fawcett, the police have more or less given up and the only thing the protesters will listen to (with very little protest) is captain marvel (if he’s wearing a ‘The Clash’ t-shirt they do what he asks no questions asked)
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{only because the citizens have either adopted him as their son. Or if he’s not their son he’s their brother}
^^^ based on a tumblr post
1.
Captain marvel and Mary marvel are twins (unlike in the movie)
but the league don’t know that and instead think their dating/married.
the twins don’t know this and unintentionally feed onto it or make the league concerned about how they treat/say to each other
“I hate you” “awwww love you to”
“slow loris” is a sorta bravely insulting thing to name a venomous primate that could kill you with a bite
oohdeepfriedrobot
Wait so you’re telling me this guy can kill me?
Honestly I’m not too surprised. Those are eyes that hide unspeakable evils
lorises in general can kill you. that specific loris will kill you. it will hunt you down. it will desecrate your corpse. fear that loris
There’s a YouTuber called The Theorizer that’s doing a series on how purely evil mort is and it makes so much sense as well
Hey so on Ao3 I saw that you commented on a blind billy fic as I was wondering what your take on blind billy would be
Yeah I think that was Vic’s-- I love the idea, I think it’s a very interesting story idea to pursue lol
Wheres the link OP?
There’s only 3 chapters and I don’t think more will be added but if you or anybody has any headcanons/finds more blind billy could you tag me plz
Here’s the billy ask
