yep

Brazil compared to Pluto.

thank you for come to brazil

men need to be androgynous little rock sluts again. hair gel and cheap black nail polish are still sold in stores. chop chop

top 3 is so

Baku 2025 qualifying:

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i think they shouldve taken me on a polar expedition not because i would be useful or especially resilient but because my preexisting mental health conditions would have made me an interesting wildcard

legitimately worldview altering realisation and i'm not even employed right now

when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

HASHTAG STUPID HASHTAG IDIOT HASHTAG DUMBASS ?!?!!?

ok yay

"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

don't like auto-flush toilets. like excuse me I'll tell you when to swallow

I love that this post doesn't include the actual text of his tweet, just his impending presence. This is the visual equivalent of a scare chord.