Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries.
YOU THINK IM JOKING?
LIGHT? FRIGHT!
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
The Q&A on Hungry Jacks’s website makes this even better:
Good luck with that. Nothing comes between a seagull and his fries
I need video demonstrating how this works.
Or doesn’t.
it’s margaret beaufort’s birthday today so
there’s no evidence margaret had any intentions of her son becoming king prior to 1483, she worked instead with both edward iv and richard iii to obtain a pardon for him and a return of his ancestral lands, but these attempts never got far
margaret arranged her marriage to henry stafford herself, the marriage lasted 13 years and they were reported to be happy together, margaret would rebuild their home woking palace in her later years
there’s no evidence margaret ever personally plotted against the yorkist regime until the fall of 1483, after it had become rumored that richard had murdered his nephews which then gave henry the advantage he needed to make an official claim to the english throne, there’s nothing to suggest margaret influenced this decision at all
margaret and henry got along notably well, there was after all barely a 12 years difference between them and it is thought they were both eager to make up the lost time, margaret’s did not control or manipulate her son, he respected her advice and wisdom, in fact in henry’s later years when he reputation grew worse margaret had begun to live away from court, she had her own life and estates
margaret was known for her piety and charity and also her friendliness and humour, margaret founded schools in oxford and cambridge and was highly educated and intelligent herself
margaret was a survivor and certainly had a nerve of steel that she would hand down to her son and her great grandaughter elizabeth, but she is not the fanatical schemer she is so often misrepresented as but a woman who despite all the odds against managed to flourish in a violent era and help work to create peace to a troubled realm
oh good
Crawling up the nose or ear canal would be easier to kill him than through the ass.
It’s not about easier,
At this point there’s no excuse for a baby boomer to be technologically incompetent anymore. It’s just willful ignorance, this shit is not fucking hard
“why is it asking for a password” because you’re logging into something martha, that’s how it’s been for the last 20 fucking years
“how do i do [x] can you show me” no dale you can Google it like the rest of us. it requires one exposure to the concept of googling to understand how it works. your generation was smart enough to cause a total economic collapse out of malice but not smart enough to type in a few words I guess
“im just not tech savvy” no you just refuse to learn because like in most things you are stuck in your ways
the worst part is after you help an old fuck with some sort of tech bullshit 9 times out of 10 they’ll give you some kind of bullshit passive aggressive thank-you
like “oh i guess you young people have to know something about those phones you’re always on, huh?”
give me a fucking break gretchen i have depression from living in the economy you created and my phone is more of a reprieve than dealing with your stubborn inconsiderate ass
AND ANOTHER THING that just gets my blood boiling is their ability to get into their settings, completely fuck things up, and then manage to develop total amnesia about how it happened
what do you mean you set your phone to japanese on accident, phil? there’s like 15 separate menus you have to navigate through to get there
“i think it’s because i got a virus” no greg it’s not a virus, the only viruses here are your rampant stupidity and the deadly pathogens carried by your unvaccinated grandchildren
i just absolutely loathe that the people who decide if women should be executed for having abortions or not are the same people who can’t figure out how to work a blu-ray player with the instructions in front of them
SOMEONE CALL LIFE ALERT. A BITCH IS UNWELL.
WHAT.
WHAT.
WHAT.
This is wat ur mcm sounds like..
hey everyone i just want to say that the grey texts in the screencap are from my girlfriend and she is like, a legit astrophysicist, and i wasnt getting like mansplained to or anything! i just like to tease her by saying off the wall stupid stuff, we both think its really funny
this screencap below that got a lot of notes is also from a conversation with me and her
This is from Feb 2019!
A link to a Wikipedia article, and the bill.
The bill linked above is similar in subject matter but also the wrong one- here is the Correct Bill. It has currently passed the house and is tabled to be discussed in the Senate.
https://www.congress.gov/bill/116th-congress/house-bill/1H.R.1 - 116th Congress (2019-2020): For the People Act of 2019 | Congress.gov | Library of Congress
I rarely see asian wlw representation on this website so let’s change that!
THIS POST ISNT FOR TERFS!!
I’ve been saying for a while that Republicans are okay with the existence of billionaires because they have no concept of what a billion is.
This photo is proof. They’re completely unaware of the fact that there are 1,000 millions in a billion.
I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like it’s soo over the top expensive
And like I’m like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.
complete with like … just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails
and this sign which like… the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ‘colt’. Like imagine being this weird abt gender
with like, a bucket that eventually ‘revealed’ the gender
But like… the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -
it’s not a horse themed gender reveal party. It’s a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I can’t even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.
i want to go to the baby horse party
How do I explain to my family that Brie Larson can hip thrust 400lbs without making it sound like the gayest fact I’ve ever learnt
HoW!?
