I'm losing it over this AITA thread
Here's the kitty
Get rid of the whole wife
Lose that bitch of a wife, yikes
just found out my boyfriend’s phone can mix emojis
EXTREMELY important edit
rhyslightningz
losingvienna
under a tree
he’s under a tree
where is he
he’s under the tree!!
rainbow frog
he’s on a star
etheartist26
How did you do that??? Is it an app?
just realized I said frog instead of turtle and my mistake will forever exist
anyway it’s a thing on gboard
when you type two emojis next to each other (doesn’t work for all)
🐢🌈
this shows up
in some apps it’s just a PNG picture, in some it becomes a sticker!
It only takes two emojis that are next to each other, not three
And when you type an emoji it shows some sticker ideas
🐢
My personal favorite is the avoCATo
Also, check out the absolute abominations that the hot dog emoji turns into….
(every time I send that to someone I start singing “Hot dog sun, won’t you come, and nosh away the rain….” to myself oops)
This is, i am not joking, the result of bunny + bunny. Because of course it is.
Pssst someone please share all the combinations of the seal emoji and tag me if you have this n( ’;’ )n
You drop a small piece of food on the floor, and decide to kick it under the oven/couch/whatever because you can’t be bothered to pick it up. As you’re walking away, you hear a very quiet “Thank you!” from under it.
bethanythemartian
“No problem,” I say, the words passing out of my mouth on autopilot, before my brain engages and I freeze.
I turn, and look at the fridge. It seems to be the same fridge that was here when I moved in.
I mean, I’m also kind of embarrassed. I never do that, I know that’s how you get roaches, but my back hurts so bad that getting up and down is next to impossible, much less bending over. “Um, you holding up okay down there?” I ask.
There was silence.
“I know that we’re probably the only apartment in the building that doesn’t have a bug problem. That’s, well, that’s you, right?”
Again, silence. But I know I heard it.
“Listen, I can’t really bend over right now, but if you’re down there and hungry, like, there’s half a rotisserie chicken in there that’s about to go bad. I was going to throw it away, but if you could use it-”
“Yesssss. Please.”
Well. Whatever it is, it’s well-mannered, anyway.
I had to post this!!! Ppl so disgusting
LOL white men like to act tough as shit until they realize that for the first time in their life there might actually be consequences for their actions
lilbijou
LMAO
haiyaxai-deactivated20151103
This is a summary of college only using two pictures; expensive as hell.
That’s my Sociology “book”. In fact what it is is a piece of paper with codes written on it to allow me to access an electronic version of a book. I was told by my professor that I could not buy any other paperback version, or use another code, so I was left with no option other than buying a piece of paper for over $200. Best part about all this is my professor wrote the books; there’s something hilariously sadistic about that. So I pretty much doled out $200 for a current edition of an online textbook that is no different than an older, paperback edition of the same book for $5; yeah, I checked. My mistake for listening to my professor.
This is why we download.
Alternatives to buying overpriced textbooks
dontwantyourmoneysir
Spreading this shit like nutella because goddamn textbooks are so expensive.
referencesforartists
not necessarily art related but as someone who couldn’t afford their textbooks this semester this is a godsend
amplifytheworld
REBLOGGING because after a little digging, I found my $200 textbook for free in PDF form.
inunchartedwaters
friendly reminder that this exists since I know we’re all going back to college soon
1-4victor-acknowledges-all
Will reblog every time I see it.
For future reference
