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You all, fools: *getting tattoos based on the ancient tattoos they find on bog mummies and the other ancient dead that for all you know will bind you to a forgotten god that now by all rights has a claim on your life for better or for worse*
Me, and intellectual: *doesnt fucking do that*

A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.

Bog mummy take the wheel

by juliaindream

“这也不算什么,你知道的。很多人都会时不时去一趟码头,放松身心。擦亮鞋子,”他对史蒂夫挑衅地笑着,可史蒂夫没有看他,只是沉思着什么他永远不会告诉巴基的事,“有些人也有老婆孩子什么的。他们从各地而来,就为了在布鲁克林。我,呃,我相当擅长这个。擦鞋,我是说。至少和那些提供付费服务的女士们一样好,或许吧。就算我们——那么做了,也不代表什么。我是说,我应该是个基佬,这不是什么——” “巴基,闭嘴。”

Words: 15974, Chapters: 1/1, Language: 中文

by Anxiety_Baker02

16 years old: Bucky’s mother dies, leaving him with a newborn to shelter from their abusive father.

21 years old: Bucky is kicked out, leaving Becca behind. Goes to live with his two best friends.

21+2 months: Bucky gets custody of Becca, and kind of adopts two homeless teenagers.

23 years old: Bucky Barnes meets Becca’s teacher, and uh oh, Mr. Rogers is hot.

Words: 1576, Chapters: 1/19, Language: English

by amazeballs

This is the story of how I, Steve Rogers (currently a very sexually pleased uni student); met Bucky Barnes; a depressed bitch with a great ass…

Or: Bucky tries to rob Steve but he ain’t havin’ it.

Words: 2983, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

by succulentsandagitatednuns

Just some Christmas fluff, I realized I was running out of time to write Christmas stories

Words: 867, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

by amazeballs

I was drowning and flying and falling all at once. Imploding and exploding. A star being born and a star dying. He was everything, and I was nothing.

Words: 838, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Tbh the best thing about Venom (2018) is that Eddie looks like complete shit the entire time. I kept waiting for the inevitable moment in all superhero movies where the guy rips off his shirt and everyone gets a minute and a half to ogle him until the plot resumes but, no, Eddie spends the entirety of the movie in the one gray hoodie drenched in sweat and looking 3.1 seconds from death. No unnecessary shirtless fight scene or shower scene. Just Tom Hardy looking like garbage and talking to himself for almost 2 hours. Poetic cimena.

*Avengers End Game trailer summed up for those who haven’t seen it yet*
Tony: *dying*
Steve: *crying*
Natasha: *worried*
Bruce: *hurting*
Thor: *mad*
Nebula: *sad*
Clint: *depressed*
The Fandom: *stressed*
Scott fucking Lang: LETS GET THIS BREAD FOLKS!!!!