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If dinosaurs had ever evolved intelligence, they couldn’t have had internal combustion engines because they wouldn’t have had the dead dinosaurs to power them. / cr
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If I were a homophobe protesting gay rights, I would use the slogan “Let Me Get This Straight.”
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I’ve been alive 22 years, but only been awake for about 14 / cr
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The first dildo manufacturer really saw a hole in the market and filled it. / cr