Bong Barbie

well well well if it isn’t my own mental illness coming to mentally ill me

terribly charmed by my sibling sending me a voice message that just said “i just always take ibuprofen at the wrong time. i had a headache all afternoon, from three to eight pm and then i took an ibuprofen half an hour before the headache went away! i could have just saved an ibuprofen!”

potatoes and molasses season

i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.

I wish I was a teenager in the 90s when disco was the hip new thing and they'd just invented the bicycle

I wish I'd been a teenager in the crazy 60's when the new fashion trend was "thick furs to keep me safe from sabertooths and eternal winter" and halo 2 had just come out on the xbox

Nah why does america have a city called Buston Massivehugetits 😭😭

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

I think it’s pretty common knowledge by now. John Harvey Kellog, creator of the Kellogs brand of cereal, strongly believed eating cereal every day would surpress a person’s libido and make them not want to masturbate. However he could not predict one major factor that would undo all his work

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Mutuals we are doing this

Painting a mirror at Pingjiang Road in Suzhou, Jiangsu province, China

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

I'm about to have a wii fit

HAH I FINISHED IT. Will have to get Real Pictures outside when the sun returns. I learned I need to use more strongly textured glass at that scale but overall this has been my smoothest sailing stained glass yet. Straight edges help a lot.

taylor was right again. august is really slipping away into a moment in time

IYKYK

1989tv’s job is beach

The Barbie movie really said. Yes you will grow up and childhood wonder will vanish. Yes you will grow up and learn to hate yourself, your body, your awkwardness. Yes you will grow up and lose your confidence and certainty and sense of purpose. Yes you will grow up and the world will seem a bleaker, lonelier place every day, and society will seem bleaker and lonelier every day, and you won’t understand what went wrong in the span of just a few years, what took you from a happy and secure young girl to a sad, uncertain, scared grown woman.

And yet. You will learn to find beauty again. You will find joy in not having a purpose, in building a purpose for yourself. You will find beauty in connection, with the people and the world around you. You will learn to love signs of ageing as proof of a life well lived, of experience and happiness. You will take that little girl by the hand and tell her “I know, this isn’t what you thought it would be, but it’s real. Let me show you how beautiful it can be.”

All boobs are good boobs

I’ve been making gay knights (and ladies) collages on my phone at work

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