beedle repeatedly getting reincarnated along with link is genuinely so funny. his spirit is just destined to work in retail forever

i dont know if impa also gets reincarnated i always thought that impa was the name of an important historic sheikah figure so people often named their kids that like how we sometimes name our kids after like saints and other cultural figures n stuff. i just assumed it was like "yeah of course theres someone important named impa. impa is in the top ten most popular sheikah baby names every year"

I love r/MagnetFishing. Every time I go in there it’s wall-to-wall bags of bullet casings and uneasy laughter. Just a bunch of guys who made a hobby out of breaking into nursing homes for retired murder weapons.

Mr. Gaiman you may have unleashed more chaos within the fandom than you realize with that statement.

Did everyone else watch a different Season 1 to the one I did, then?

Baby gorilla chest pounds for the first time

stunning

blown away by his own power

there must be a better place you could be doing that

his only cutting board is nailed to the floor in the turtle room

mario party minigame

one time I made a post about Lucy Lawless acting mass and muscle into her performance as Xena and everyone was like “she was tall and ripped!” no you fool she deceived you too!!! she was literally the size of Taylor Swift and not especially muscular. that was literally her acting skill making her into a tank!

I don’t doubt that Lucy Lawless was strong! I’m sure she worked out a lot and did a lot of strength training. HOWEVER Lucy Lawless was a normal slender woman shape—Xena was a brick shithouse.

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

However you think this story will end is wrong

I laughed so fucking hard at this

I loved The Spot’s deal in the new spiderverse, pathetic weird freak guy

Hello I think a lot of people on this website need to know about this 1994 Rolling Stones cover of the Seinfeld cast

Happy Pride to this image!

I have something extremely important to say

My aunt’s dog has a paw print on his paw

The small little gasp I let out is heard universally when you view this picture

This Just In: Giant Beast Gingerly Eats Dandelions. More at 11.

Siwa Oasis, Egypt. The 95% salt concentration increases the density of water and buoyancy, making it so you can't sink. (source)

Flawless.

this is so real and never leaves me

This image is the perfect representation of the current zeitgeist

Ch😅

This is AWESOME and let me tell you why.

All pet snakes need enrichment. Just because they don’t have feet doesn’t mean they don’t need to get out and stretch.

The rotating has a little bit of bounce to it, similar to a tree branch.

The snake is twisting in and out, which is good for the muscles and ligaments.

The snake is sniffing its environment, getting all the new smells and old smells and activating the little thinky parts in the brain.

The snake is safe and can go for as long as they please.

Good, happy snake 🐍