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stellar.maryjane🌳

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oknope

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

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what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

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parzival221

Tables have tabled

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amaltheas

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

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thegingerhalf
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ollielephant

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

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babymarkers

ive missed you

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

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tonyswirl

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th

tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless 

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the-monsters-are-inside-of-you
I want to sleep next to you. I want to sleep next to you and I want to wake up in the middle of the night and roll over and kiss you and know that you aren’t going anywhere.