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Do you ever have one of those days where you go "I could go to sleep, or I could pull an all-nighter reading this stack of papers I keep meaning to get to"? Yeah, that's probably why I'm still alseep right now.

Chuck Berry

Rock n Roll was originally Black music.

thank you

Yes, him and little Richard never get their due smh

except…chuck berry didn’t invent rock n roll…

Sister Rosetta Tharpe predates both chuck berry and little richard by quite a few years

Two of Tharpe’s hit songs were released in like 1944-45 when Chuck Berry was a) incarcerated and b) still a high school student, Tharpe basically discovered Little Richard, and she’s referred to as the godmother of rock n roll

lol just

throwin that out there

^^^EXACTLY

but Sister Rosetta was a woman and queer… so Black men will totally overlook her.

rock music was created by a black bisexual woman

Sister Rosetta new idol

Sister Rosetta Rocked the world

Spread the truth and dead the lies

<3 KICK ASS BLACK BISEXUAL MOTHER OF ROCK AND ROLL <3

I DID NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS WOMAN! MUSIC NERDS - EDUCATE ME NOW!

I’m almost positive this is the same woman who actually sang “You Ain’t Nothin But A Hound Dog” first before Elvis stole it…

And her version was BETTER

WAIT! WHAT? He didn’t sing that first? I need air and music. Someone tell me more.

Big Mama Thornton recorded Hound Dog in 1952.  She is the first.

See this just makes that song actually make sense to me for the first time so you know, hat-tip for that, too, you have relieved my endless puzzlement I’ve had since I was a small child. 

Wonderful documentary on her life & legacy in rock n roll

Today, March 20th is her birthday so can we just take the time to list some of her amazing accomplishments

- she was one of the very first great gospel artists who crossed over into r&b, rock n roll, and gained mainstream success

- she frequently performed with a racially integrated band

- guitar playing was seen as a “man’s” skill, but that didn’t stop her from beating out many guys in guitar battles at the Apollo

- she may have been one of the first successful black artists to even have a tour bus with her name on it

- this woman literally turned her wedding day into a rock concert for over 20,000 fans

- openly bisexual in her private life

- she sang with little richard in what would be his first public performance at her concert

- she held a successful tour in the UK during the early 1960′s well before the “british invasion” of rock n roll

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I knew Mama Thorpe basically invented rock ‘n’ roll but I had no idea she was also bi

WHOA!

They are not some anonymous “a tribe in India”, they are the War-Khasi. Speaking as a former anthro student and as a reference librarian, I am beyond sick of posts (and articles, and emails, and museum displays) like this that present the work of a people without actually naming the people. It’s erasure, it’s reducing the great works of a culture to an Ozymandias-esque curiosity for foreigners to consume rather than an accomplishment that should help bring awareness of that culture’s existence. 

They are the War-Khasi, a division of the Khasi, a people who call themselves Hynñiew Trep. They live in Meghalaya, and they have been building these bridges in the town of Cherrapunji for longer than anyone knows. They are not anonymous.

how disappointed do u think steve was when he realized there was a president carter who wasn’t peggy

steve assuming every carter in a position of power is peggy and being 100% confused when it’s not is the best thing ever

ok but someone telling steve about the first female uk prime minister “it was margaret” - steve’s entire face lights up - “thatcher” his whole body slumps and he’s muttering about how “i really thought that one was gonna be peggy”

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Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. 

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

I love history.

Role models tho.

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The gay one

No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history! 

The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this

But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.” 

So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“ 

God, I adore history. 

”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”

Last night after Ghostbusters, I stopped to talk to one of the young men about my age. (We had previously established that we both had an interest in film, and he was a relatively well-mannered individual who gave me some recommendations for research websites.) We were both enthusiastic about the film and its quality, but suddenly he stopped and frowned.

“I’m just not sure about Kevin,” he said in confusion. “He’s kind of pointless, isn’t he? Why did they need a character like that? I’ve never seen anything like it before…”

I gaped at him briefly. “Haven’t you ever heard about the Dumb Blonde Trope?”

He wrinkled his nose. “Yeah, but isn’t that typically for…” His eyes got wide, and he looked at me in absolute terror. “Oh.”

“Oh” is right, buddy.

The best part of this title is that in the second half, each new word is completely unpredictable based on what comes before it.

“US government plans to use drones to fire” okay, I see where this is going

“vaccine-laced” wait

“M&Ms” what

“near” not ‘at’?

“endangered” what

“ferrets” what

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another dumb headcanon: superman is nice to birds because of course he is, and helps out birds who are in distress. also he can fly around with them. birds see a lot more of superman than they do of most people, basically. the unexpected consequence of this is that the crows of metropolis recognize superman as a friend. sometimes crows just follow him around like a weird flock, or try to give him shiny things. but mostly please just imagine luthor trying to gloat while threatening superman with kryptonite only to have a crow steal it. or just, generally, lex luthor getting attacked by crows. if that does not improve your day i don’t know what to tell you.

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“What is that?”

Superman followed the direction of Batman’s gaze. A crow had landed on the rooftop beside them, and dropped a bottlecap near Superman’s feet. “Oh! Hey Francis. Is that for me?”

Caw,” said Francis.

“Do you have a pet crow?” Batman asked.

“No, I don’t have pets,” Superman said as he bent down to retrieve the bottlecap.

“You named it.”

“Not this specific one,” Superman explained. “I just call all the crows Francis.”

“… why.”

Caw, caw,” said Francis with a flap of its wings.

“I don’t know. Just calling them ‘crow’ felt rude after a while. I’d name them individually but I can’t actually tell them apart. Except for Old Francis and One-Eyed Francis.” Superman tucked the bottlecap into a small pocket on the back of his pants.

“Why Francis?”

Superman shrugged. “It’s gender neutral. I don’t want to misgender them just because they’re birds.”

“Of course you don’t,” Batman sighed, looking back out at Metropolis.

Caw,” Francis added.

“Do you keep dog treats in your utility belt?” Superman asked.

“Why would I do that.”

“… in case you meet a dog that needs to know he’s a good boy?” Superman suggested. Batman shook his head, but opened a small pouch on his belt and held out a small treat. “See, it was a yes or no question, I don’t know why everything has to be such a production with you,” Superman said as he took it. He tossed it over by the bird’s feet. “Here you are, Francis. Keep up the good work.”

Caw, caw,” Francis said. When it realized no more treats were forthcoming, it flew away in a flutter of black wings.

“You’re unbelievable,” Batman said, shaking his head again.

Superman took his eyes off the departing crow to look back at Batman, and frowned. “You know,” he said, “it’s really weird seeing you in costume during the day.”

“Don’t start.”

“It’s like seeing your teacher at the mall.”

“Don’t think I won’t take care of Poison Ivy without your help, if I have to.”

Superman shrugged. “I’m just saying.”

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But…what if the crows also recognized him as Clark Kent? This mild-mannered reporter who doesn’t seem to do anything in particular to the crows that would make them like him, but they’re not afraid of him at all, and they keep trying to give HIM things, and Clark being a nice guy, he just. Accepts the bottlecap. Says thank you. Keeps walking. Lois adds another factoid to her “Weird Stuff About Clark Kent” file.

Maybe he tries to convince his coworkers that everyone is friendly with crows in Smallville. That the farmers discovered how smart crows are and decided to make friends with them instead of chasing them off.

Maybe he tries to talk the crows into palling around with him as Superman but going their separate ways as Clark Kent.

Please imagine Superman on top of a building holding Clark Kent’s glasses and trying to explain the concept of a secret identity to a flock of attentive birds.

I want sensationalist headlines painting baby boomers as these confusing beings like they do to millennials.

“Why are baby boomers buying so many diamonds?” “More than one house? The baby boomer obsession.” “Baby Boomers: why do they find pleasure from swimming in their money?” “‘When I was a kid I chased fireflies down by the creek!’ - why the beginning of this famous diatribe is irrelevant, ignorant and as worthless as baby boomer values.”

“Why are boomers terrified of kids on smartphones? A closer look into the older generation’s irrational fear of embracing new technology, even though they lived through half a century of rapid innovation.”

“Are boomers aware that people on the internet are people too?”

Anonymous asked:

Isn't Brad an Atheist? I'm pretty sure that in Gen Kill he was portrayed as an Atheist and there was no mention of him being jewish. I also looked up the real Brad Colbert on Wikipedia and there it says that he was adopted into a jewish family but he isn't jewish himself and he's not religious.

Buckle in kids, this is going to be a long fucking answer. (Please read this in a light-hearted and educational tone, because people on the internet always seem to sound mad and I’m not mad, it’s just this is one of those Things I like to info dump on.)

TO START OFF, there are two things about this question that are not technically relevant to how I write/conceive of fictional!Brad Colbert. This is 100% a me thing not an everyone thing.

1) I don’t really care if Real Brad identifies as Jewish or not. And that’s actually more of an if then you might think! I also checked Wikipedia and the only thing it literally says is that Colbert “was adopted into a Jewish family” and “is not religious.” (I’ll go more into depth about why this is inconclusive later.)

HOWEVER, nowhere does it state that he does not identify as Jewish, and of the three sources for that statement, two are about his combat stress work and the first links to a 404 page, so if it discusses his family life, I can’t tell what he actually said. But in any case, I am not writing RPF of real Brad Colbert, I am writing doc of Brad Colbert as played by Alexander Skarsgard. I’ve actually avoided reading supplementary sources on the guys so that I can maintain that distinction.

2) Also, whether show-Brad is an atheist is… kind of up for debate? I’ve had this conversation about Erik Lehnsherr, too. To be honest, I am hugely biased towards fictional portrayals of religious Jews because I am a religious Jew, and I will occasionally write them in fanfic even if the canon evidence is shaky at best. But in any case, when you look at what Brad says, it’s not NECESSARILY conclusive in favor of the atheist argument. If you find it persuasive I totally get it, but because of my personal bias I don’t and that’s also cool.

I think there’s no question that Brad is anti-chaplain, for sure, but his statements about G-d and religion are slightly more joking in tone, and if we took everything these guys said on that show at face value, they would all be terrible people. It’s possible that Brad doesn’t like organized religion, but believes in G-d in a vague sort of way. It’s possible he doesn’t believe in G-d, but observes some Jewish rituals because they were part of how he grew up. Real people feel that way, and Brad could too.

Also um… “No mention of him being Jewish” is pretty concretely untrue. Ray refers to Brad as a Hebrew twice, and Brad says he was raised with “Talmudic tradition.” The Talmud is a book of Jewish law. After the Torah and the Hebrew Bible, the Talmud is THE book of Jewish law. So the show ascribes some sort of Jewish identity to him, if not necessarily a religious one.

Now it’s time for “Jewish Identity 101.”

Anon, I’m just going to go ahead and guess that you live in a Christian-normative society, because basically most people on tumblr do. If you live in the Americas or most European countries, that’s probably the case. (My following argument might also apply if you live in an Islam-normative society but I’m less certain about that so I’ll stick to what I know.) That means that you are familiar with split “religious” and “ethnic” identities. Modern Christians are 99.9% NOT descended from the Christians who lived two thousand years ago; they or their ancestors converted to Christianity at some point. If they took a blood test, their results could say “Souther Italian” or “Spanish and Indigenous to South America,” but “Christian” would not be an option. And because the Christian population is so huge and widespread, different groups might have absolutely nothing in common with each other except their faith. Different forms of Christian identity developed independently from each other.

And when most atheists leave the Christian faith, they cease to identify as Christian. There are exceptions to this, most notably among Catholics, but Christian doctrine teaches that belief in Jesus is mandatory, and ex-Christian atheists can engage with their ethnic heritage without thinking of it as explicitly Christian. Pretzels and beer are German foods, not Christian ones.

Jewishness is an ethnoreligious identity. You see, Judaism has never sought out converts en masse the way that Christianity and Islam have. We have no concrete evidence that Jews have ever conquered a country and said “okay you filthy pagans, become Jewish or we’ll kill you all.” Instead, Judaism has largely been passed down through familial bonds. Through most of recorded history, Jews have married other Jews and raised their children to be Jews who married other Jews. A majority of Jews living today can prove, through genetic testing, that their ancestors came from the Levant region. A Polish ethnic Jew and an Iraqi ethnic Jew do share common genetic markers.

“But wait!” You’re thinking. “Brad Colbert isn’t ethnically Jewish, so what does it matter?”

Because of the oppression we faced from Christians and Muslims in Christian- and Muslim-majority countries, for huge swaths of our history we have lived in semi-isolated communities, which fostered distinct Jewish cultures. There is such a thing as Jewish food, Jewish music, Jewish philosophy, Jewish art, Jewish history. Depending on where your family is from these things might be different from each other or share similarities to local gentile culture, but Jews have also had super high literacy rates throughout most of our history, so Jews from Morocco could and did write to Jews from Poland, and your average dirt-poor Jew in imperial Russia could and did read works written by the loftiest Spanish Medieval Jewish rabbi. All of this helped foster the inclusivity of the Jewish community. And the fact remains that there are a METRIC FUCKTON of people out there who identify as “culturally Jewish” not because they believe in Jewish theology, but because hey grew up hearing Yiddish in their homes and eating challah and lighting Chanukah candles. These aren’t just religious rituals, they are the cornerstone of cultural and home life.

There are also people who identify as Jewish because they lost family members to anti-Semitic violence and feel that denying their heritage would be a betrayal of that. This is the relevant point in the fic that, I’m assuming, brought you here. No matter how secular a Jew may be, they’re not going to give Nazis or Nazi ideals a pass. Fun fact: there was a huge surge in secular Soviets marking their passports with an “H” for “Hebrew” once they began to hear of Nazi antisemitic violence. They had split from their Jewish heritage in EVERY OTHER WAY, but fuck the Nazis. It’s even possible to be a religious atheist in Judaism. Humanistic Judaism is a non-deity centric denomination, and many people find comfort in the religious rituals and teachings of Judaism even if their conception of a deity is shaky.

Does this make sense? It’s hard to explain. Basically… You don’t need to be religious to be Jewish. We can’t split our religious and secular heritage from each other as easily as Christians can, because secular Jewish culture draws heavily from our religious tradition, our stories, our history. All of this belongs to us as Jews regardless of our opinion towards G-d.

And this is also true for people like Brad Colbert and myself. Converts. When we join the Jewish people, we fucking JOIN THE JEWISH PEOPLE, no take-backsies. That is a stone-cold law; if I were to go out right now and say “whoops changed my mind I want to be Catholic again,” my rabbi wouldn’t say “she was faking the whole time! she was never Jewish, her conversion is invalid!” He would say “she’s a Jewish apostate.” If I changed my mind again I wouldn’t have to convert again, because in the eyes of Jewish law I have been Jewish the whole time. And my conversion studies wasn’t just about reading the Bible, it was about Jewish history and oppression and food, because Jewish identity encompasses all of that and I wouldn’t feel part of the FAMILY if I didn’t know some of it.

This is, like… doubly or triply true for someone like Brad, who was probably adopted at a very very young age. Jewish parents don’t adopt kids and spend their whole lives going “hey we’re Jewish but you’re not, go outside while we usher in the Shabbat because it’s not for you.” They raise their kids as Jews! For him to say “I am not Jewish” would be to essentially say “I have no culture at all,” and guess what? Canon backs me up on this one.

“I was one of those unfortunates adopted by upper middle-class professionals and nurtured in an environment of learning, art and a socio-religious culture steeped in more than 2000 years of Talmudic tradition.”

BOOM. That right there is Brad bragging about being Jewish. And the inclusion of the word “Talmud” makes me inclined to believe that he is, at least in some part, proud of the theological and philosophical contributions of Jews to the world, because that’s pretty much what the Talmud is and someone who is virulently against being associated with the Jewish faith or the Jewish people probably would not have referenced that specific book.

TL;DR Jewish Atheists exist and Brad Colbert is probably one of them. I’d give it a solid “yes” on the Jewish front and a vague “maybe…?” on the Atheist front.

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I mean when Jewish people adopt a child that is not Jewish they raise the child as a Jew and the child is seen as Jewish as any other Jewish child.

However, at a certain age the child gets to decide it they would like to continue to be Jewish or if they would not.

The reason they are given this option is because conversion is a choice and not something that is forced.

So even thought up until this point that are seen as Jewish and treated like any other Jewish child they do get to make the decision for themselves.

So Brad would have been raised Jewish and treated like he is Jewish.