where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car
Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!
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An Ode to Luke: A Shitpost
i suck titties like i put on pants
one leg at a time…?
one leg at a time
Trump: *is openly racist and misogynistic*
Republicans:
Michelle Wolf: *adresses the fact that Trump is openly racist and misogynistic*
Republicans:
this video emits so much positive energy
When the bard rolls a 20
This is possibly the best depiction of a night out in the UK I’ve ever seen
that phrase like, “he looked at her like she was the sun” has always confused me because most people look at the sun like this
JUST PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN A LITTLE LO
Just. JUST
Could you just.
OmG
just passed a woman in a car with a decal that said “NO SKINNY DUDES” and she was vaping out the window, do you think that’s enough info for a missed connections post
Banksy
We often feel like giving up because it’s too hard or too tiring. Just take a break, maybe a small break, or a long break. Rest, get motivated again, do what you need to do so that you can come back and keep working hard. Make yourself proud.
(via fightostudy)
In class today, Trump was somehow brought up and someone said that Trump was a neo-nazi and my professor was like, “Trump hasn’t ever said he was a neo-nazi” and another kid said, “I was still gay before I started calling myself gay!” and realized what he said and he looked just mortified but it was the greatest response to anything I’ve ever heard
When trump makes you so angry that you ram down the closet door to call out some bs
Gays coming out of their closet to shame the mankind
anyway, harry potter Concept where down the road the boy who lived thing becomes less relevant and most people know him from the pictures of when he was a teenager, so by the time he’s middle aged all of harry’s interactions play out exactly like that tony hawk tweet
The Funniest Entries From The 2016 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards.
Stolen from Reddit
My psych teacher has a poster in her classroom that says “Everytime you call your boyfriend ‘Daddy,’ Sigmund Freud’s ghost grows a little bit stronger,” and if that isn't threatening, then I don’t know what is.
descend into hell
