I’ve been playing a lot of warhammer total war and I love how the skaven talk so much
The new Smash Ultimate trailer with Over Quartzer. I had to reupload this because the Youtube version got taken down due to a copyright claim.
If the Emperor had Text-to-Speech short: Why Even 40K is Afraid of Australia.
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If The Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device inbox quotes
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- “Try and keep to subjects that won’t make me want to destroy the entire galaxy with my transcendent Bowel-movements.”
- “Are you defying me?”
- “I would like to remind you, young [man/lady], that I am the motherfucking [whatever supposed position of power]”
- “I thought you were suppose to be charismatic when persuading people to [blank]”
- “I [am/do], because I know you secretly like this!”
- “OKAY! We are stopping- RIGHT HERE! The guardsman just dropped dead, time to make a 180, and drastically change the subject!”
- “They are completely redundant- in ANY threat-record -and I am sick to death of them bring brought up all the time, ‘cause there’s never any fucking REASON TO!”
- “I hope all this repressed anget isn’t from some psuedo weird first-hand experience.”
- “I’m taking the side of reason in this debate, and my reason is telling me that you are very biased in this discussion.”
- “Then tell me, how would they benefit my goals?”
- “As long as I’m not shown any of that eye-watering, xenololifutanari Slaanesh-tier vore garbage, it’s alright!”
- “They can’t even fight in melee!”
- “Oh well, I’ve said it now so why stop here?”
- “Seriously, what is the fucking point in making a [insert object] controlled by your own [insert body part] if you’re not gonna use it to [form of melee attack] the shit outta things?!”
- “Oh my sweet [missing body part / psychological concept] that was once used for greater things!”
- “How the fuck can they claim to be "Oh so honourabruu” when they won’t even pick up sharpened piece of metal to shank you with?!“
- "That’s 1 to 1 so far! Keep it up!”
- “Oh! I do love me some good story-time!”
- “[Everything/nothing] you just said sounded pretty damn worthy of my attention!”
How much do you love your bf @werewulf-in-midgard? Will you give him your interceptor lance? lmaooo
Bear in mind that i know where are you from. Also he’d probably hang me for even suggesting that. Inquisitors are tough bitches.
Yeah I bet that is one tough nut
You can try lol
- Get visa
- Leave EU
- Get into US
- Find where I am
- …
- Profit
It will take only 5yrs and one kidney.
WORTH
boomerbuzzard
Wow. Going to see another man while your BF is away. Woooow
boomerbuzzard
AND ANOTHER SIDE LOVER. WOOOW
werewulf-in-midgard
I’ll be in the US in August. I’ll deal with them then.
Blessed be your soul, Sir.
HERESY
Said f00kin dark angel
Eat shit you
SAID THE FURRY ROBOT FUCKER!!
*BREATHE*
(friendly reminder that i’m old as fuck. In case someone wondered why Poland looks like that)
Pfffffft furry
It’s highly unlikely for me to be furry for, as far as i remember, being furry requires having interest in antromorphical animals which i hapilly enough lack.
Says the Space Wolf fan without a hint of irony or self-doubt
First you should get your honour clean then you can shit-talk.
You guys fixed the little wolfen issue then?
What are you talking about? I haven’t seen any wulfens in a long time. Only a bunch of very angry digganobs. What i did see on the other hand was a spiky marine wearing your heralrdy.
SO YOU ADMIT TO THE WULFEN! You got a while planet of them too smh
The one i’ve seen were on paintings from ancient terra.
AND YOU DIDN’t DENNY THE EXISTENCE OF YOUR TRAITOROUS KIND!
SO YOU DO HAVE WULFEN
DIGGANOBZ
LYING IS EXTRA HERESY ON TOP OF THE WULFEN
THEY ARE LITERALLY FUCKING DIGANOBZ
NOW AN~
*notices the amount of notes from which half is his*
can we stop it and purge some shit?
(I like the descriptions of all the ‘Gods’, so enjoy that. Also, imagine if the Imperium actually started to improve like this.)
((Isha was the best, “Isha; a supernatural garbage can”. That’s fantastic, I love this this show.
Anyway, yeah that would be a grand start for getting back on track for the Imperium. But I think it would take more then just the Ecclesiarch of the Adeptus Ministorum to convince the down right religious zealots of our ranks that the Emperor is not a god. It would probably start a real big civil war honestly, unless some other big names or ranks said the same thing at his side. Like the Captain-General of the Custodes, and the Lord Inquisitors of the segmentum solar, then it would be more accepted I’d wager.))
Plop! 2017 was a big year. Plop down, take a break, and recuperate.
Tony (aka Mr. T) and Funani spend Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays behind-the-scenes while Otis delights guests in the large pool. During their days backstage, keepers spend time training our not-so-little boy for wellness exams and provide a variety of enrichment items. His favorite snack is beet pulp, just like his mom! We’re happy to report that Mr. T is growing by leaps and bounds under the watchful eye of Funani, and visitors can see the pair Tuesday, Thursday, and weekends.
My friends and I have been playing a good amount of Vermintide recently, and this phrase has turned into a bit of a plague among us.
A lot of the characters that you can play in that game are super jaded or just straight up mean, but Kruber is like: “I won a round of cards so my life is amazing.” Plus he has the best hat ever, and the keenest fashion sense.
