me: *waits until 11:00 PM to start homework*
me: ugh god are they trying to kill us?? fucking hell.... do they not understand we need to sleep?? do they think we have all the time in the world to do these stupid ass assignments?? we as students are completely overwhelmed our health is in peril this is too much

Women are fertile for an average of 40 years.  They have their period every 28 days. That makes a total of 521 times.  Women bleed for an average of 5 days. That makes a total of 2607 days, or about 7 years.  Again, women bleed for 7 years.  On average a woman loses about 150ml of blood during every period. 

That makes  391 liters  of blood in their life. 

An average man has 6 liters of blood.  It takes the blood of 65 men to measure up to one woman’s blood loss. 

This… this is pretty awesome analysis

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laterovaries

Being a woman is so metal.

BOYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS SO WEIRD THEY LIKE GRAB THE SHIRT FROM THE BACK OF THEIR NECK AND YANK IT OVER THEIR HEAD THAT IS SO SEXUAL LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BOYS
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pantsareunwelcome

tumblr after dark is kind of like…

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ash-is-in-neverland

NO YOU DONT GET IT IM HAPF ASLEEP AND IM IN TEARS FROM LAUGHIN

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bigalphonse

this looks like a rap video

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
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