Women are fertile for an average of 40 years. They have their period every 28 days. That makes a total of 521 times. Women bleed for an average of 5 days. That makes a total of 2607 days, or about 7 years. Again, women bleed for 7 years. On average a woman loses about 150ml of blood during every period.
That makes 391 liters of blood in their life.
An average man has 6 liters of blood. It takes the blood of 65 men to measure up to one woman’s blood loss.
This… this is pretty awesome analysis

Being a woman is so metal.
BOYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS SO WEIRD THEY LIKE GRAB THE SHIRT FROM THE BACK OF THEIR NECK AND YANK IT OVER THEIR HEAD THAT IS SO SEXUAL LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BOYS

tumblr after dark is kind of like…

NO YOU DONT GET IT IM HAPF ASLEEP AND IM IN TEARS FROM LAUGHIN

this looks like a rap video
I wish that my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply
if you play with my hair until i fall asleep i will fall in love with you
Expectations vs reality
He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie.
only people that i like can touch my hair

This pug and his reaction to his bobblehead twin are just too cute!

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect
if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon





