kylo ren:
anakin’s ghost:
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It was a fake beard during the Dooku scenes because he shaved after principal photography was done, so when they went for reshoots, CGI beard.
Ah – yeah, I was pretty sure that whatever I had read before had said it was because they had to fill in some scenes that they went back and re-shot later. Merci!
That said: CGI? And not just, y’know, a fake beard? Wow. OK. (Shows what I know, anyways, half the stuff people call out for being “obviously CGI” in Star Wars I’m like “Oh, I didn’t even notice that part”. You guys, it took me an EMBARRASSINGLY long time to learn how much of the Movie Clone Content was CG.)
So I was scrolling innocently down my dash and read these beard posts and went THIS IS MY AREA OF EXPERTISE, I HAVE STUDIED THIS EXTENSIVELY.
Ewan’s fake beard (and bonus glued-on extra-long hair skirt!) can be found in the following scenes:
- In the elevator on the way to see Padme. It magically becomes real when they come out of the elevator, which is lucky, as this allows Padme to meet Obi-Wan again in his full natural state of hotness and probably muse inwardly about what a good beard it is. (The elevator scene is the most egregious case of both CGI Beard and Hair Skirt. At other points in the movie I think it’s an actual physical stick-on. CGI Beard is blurry and kind of shiny and the wrong colour. Possible Stick-On Beard is thin, patchy and relatively unkempt. Real Beard is, of course, ginger, glorious, and sweetly caresses Obi-Wan’s lower face
like Anakin probably does when he’s asleep.) - “I hate it when he does that.”
- “This weapon is your life!!!” (We can maybe see a pattern emerging - a fair number of fake beard scenes are little Obi-Wan/Anakin banter/interaction moments. Maybe George decided they needed more and added them in.)
- The Kamino scene where he’s sitting in the giant soup ladle - it switches back and forth between fake and real from shot to shot
- Parts of the Dooku duel, in particular that one really scowly close-up - his beard’s a hot mess there, Dooku’s probably wondering what the hell Qui-Gon taught this child
And probably a couple others. Anyway, Spot the Fake Beard makes a great drinking game!
Infinity War: *trailer released*
My ass, still stuck in 2012: "... so, anyway, each Avenger has their own floor, but they have a common floor for movie night..."
winterfellsrose-deactivated2017
star wars modern au: Anakin and Padmé are happily married and they raise Luke and Leia together (bonus: uncle Obi-Wan babysits the twins occasionally)
WebMD Middle Ages
Q: I have, of late, felt strange pain in mine elbow
A: Prepare thy soul to be shriven, for thou hast THE PLAGUE
Try These Home Remedyes
- take in thy hand a Scourge haveing 3 Tayles, and with it flagellate thy sinnful bodye in the publick Road, crying Mercie of God
- have lesse blood
- hast thou tried Arsenic
Was This Helpful aye | nay 36 out of 39 serfs founde thys helpfull
if thou dost not posess a sufficiency of time for the weaving of thine own sacks for a sackcloth & ashys perdition garment, store boute ys fine
Yon Knave Hath Procured the True & Grislye Fyngre-Bone of St. Agrippina. Thou’lt Credit NOT What Thanne Transpired
Star Trek au where everything is the same but Bones is from Canada instead of Georgia
spicyshimmy
DAMN IT MAN i just stabbed you with this hypo, my god, i’m so sorry. i’m SO sorry. hell, let me pour some maple syrup on that for you.
Bones would clearly be a Maritimer.
“I suffer from aviophobia and she’s no fuckin’ joke, I’m tellin’ ya. She’ll knock you on your arse harder'n a bout of Andorian shingles in a gale. Why’m I here, then? Oh, the ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce. Cottage *and* the boat, even my grammie’s damn chesterfield - was some brutal. Might as well move up west after that, since all I got left is my bones in a fuckin’ Sobeys bag. Jim Kirk? How’s it goin’. McCoy, Leonard McCoy. J’eat yet? No? How's about we go grab a couple beer when we land, then? Sure could use one.”
myswagisnice
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
peachy-blisss
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
thetasrose
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
larryismyhallelujah
goddamn it
lollie-pond
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it
stardusttx
1.4 almost ps not risking it
queenprotein
Fuck this post
ask-awkward-teen-dipper
Seriously? I ain’t risking SHIT!
imbatmanurnot
Would never risk my mom
attackonmikaelson
Mom I love chu
My mama just walked out the door like I’m going to risk this
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
SHE IS ALL I HAVE, TUMBLR! STOP THIS!
FUCK THIS WHY IS THIS ON MY DASH??!
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR LOOKING AT THE BLOGS THAT REBLOG FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!
My mom is already dead.
(she eats them)
fools: a midnight snack
me: the meal between dinner and breakfast...Dark Lunch
The force is strong in this family
someone take Photoshop away from me
Obi-Wan being the cutest Obi-Dad in the galaxy
“You underestimate my power!”
-Anakin Skywalker
Hello, it’s your friendly neighborhood Internet historian here. As I recently realized we are nearing the 10 year anniversary of this particular meme I thought it might be useful to share its prestigious story.
Early in 2005 a blogger got a bootleg DVD of Revenge of the Sith, which included terrible subtitles which had been translated from English into Chinese and then back into English. The title, despite being written on the screen anyway, was subbed as “Star War: The Backstroke of the West” and contained numerous running jokes such as the phrase “Jedi Council” consistently being translated as “Presbyterian Church”.
At the end of the movie, Darth Vader screaming “NOOOOOO” was translated simply as “Do not want”.
The rest, as they say, is history.
*eta I was looking at the wrong post, the anniversary is in June
Source: winterson.com
Popular words
In fact, words are the reason why pieces such as poems, stories, and even novels become so popular in the first place.
Tbh I think Darth Vader wants an Obi-wan Kenobi spin-off movie trilogy more than any of us
*hanging from your ceiling fan in the middle of the night* WHEEEERE IS OBI-WAN KENOBI
*popping through the drive-thru window* TELL ME THE WHEREABOUTS OF OBI-WAN KENOBI AND YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR FRIES
*dentist takes off his mask during your cleaning, it is Darth Vader underneath* HAVE YOU SEEN OBI-WAN KENOBI RECENTLY I AM LOOKING FOR HIM