me: i hate country music

shania twain: let’s go girls!

me:

me: i hate country music

carrie underwood: right now, he’s probably-

me: 

Me: I hate country music 

Beyoncé: daddy’s little girl 

Me:

me: i hate country music

dolly parton: jolene jolene jolene jooooleeeeeeeeene

me:

me: i hate country music

Lady Antebellum: It’s a quarter after one!

me:

This is just so accurate.

why the fuck is Beyonce on here though

BECAUSE DADDY LESSONS IS A COUNTRY SONG AND YOU WILL LEARN TO FUCKING DEAL

or its not so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

well it is. so u gon just have to deal

don’t have to deal if there’s nothing to deal so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It absolutely is not a fucking country song

Bless this post!!! DRAG THEM!!!

…I’m not seeing anything wrong, per se.

this was great, but the part that’s killing me is Netflix’s follow-up

white person acts like a decent person for once, and the crowd goes wild!!!!

literally nothing is worth arguing about anymore

Stay quiet, disconnect, and glow up

Inst @sofia_akb

Gracie , 8 wks , Before and after tasting her first Rose 

I felt that

I watched this indonesian horror movie and they did have some “bloopers” except instead of being funny outtakes, they were points in filming where they were forced to stop because the actress playing as the ghost got possessed a couple times and they had to do an exorcism

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

consider the coconut

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

This post is a journey

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

I MEAN where’s the lie

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

Reblogging for that last exchange.

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when tumblr asks me if I want to enter a censored blog

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

french-verbz: Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

“Take him out!”

Stay loyal no matter the distance.