More Fusions, Dang It!

@stealingmyplaceinthesun found this while cleaning and I'm now thinking about you

Oho! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) scalpel time ( ͡🔪 ͜ʖ ͡🔪)

The abandoned surgery theater holds the greatest performances 🔪🏥

and we shall dance a bloody duet on its stage!

any room for a third?

A bloody trio ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

WAIT IS THIS ABOUT CATBOIS 😂

You’ve heard me talk, I slur my words like some kinda hobo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You have got to do your own research and reading, I am only right online most of the time

@stealingmyplaceinthesun found this while cleaning and I'm now thinking about you

Oho! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) scalpel time ( ͡🔪 ͜ʖ ͡🔪)

The abandoned surgery theater holds the greatest performances 🔪🏥

and we shall dance a bloody duet on its stage!

Feel uncomfortable going to Cheesecake Factory when it’s so under the watch of the eye of Sauron

I made this post in 2016 and it got 3 notes, suddenly people are interacting with it. What is happening how did you even find it

That’s tumblr babey

tumblr users be like

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

This is a scheduled post for two days before the anniversary of the moon landing. Please get your moon themed items and foods sorted now in anticipation.

If the US Gov't is too weak and dumb to celebrate Apollo day, then it's up to the internet to correct their mistake.

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

i luv u too

wait what was in the stew

please no one disturb me I am doing important research on wikipedia dot com today

I see I've released a new word into the tumblr ecosystem, glad we're all being totally normal about it <3

and I am sooo sorry, it is wikipedia dot org actually

Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.

Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

This also works with pinning their hands against the wall when they're trying to use somnatic components.

Basically if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall the spellcasters can't do anything

Guy who has a DNI but it's just full of antiquated terms and references to factions that haven't existed for 200+ years so it makes no sense to anybody

"Portlandites, Girondins, supporters of Gr/attan or F/ox, Byromania devotees, Friends of Mr Pitt, supporters of the Rights Of Man, Canningites, supporters of Godwinism, fans of the Northern Star or the Anti-Jacobin or L'Ami du Peuple, and people who condone the United Irishmen, DNI"

Funniest thing about this post by far is that at least two people have left angry comments about how fans or members of the Society of the United Irishmen really aren't allowed to interact with them. lads it has been 220 years

happy birthday again to my favorite boy<3

and cat lover (when he doesnt beef w them)

Happy Birthday to the best Robin 

This is legit my favourite picture and I'm begging everybody to tell me where it is from