And then they got married 😍

Part 6

Fuegoleon: Vermillion!

Nozel: Silva!

Fuegoleon: Vermillion!

Nozel: Silva!

Solid: Why are they shouting their surname at each other?

Mereoleona: Arguing who will take the other surname.

Nebra, sigh: This is going to take a long time.

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Nebra: You two have already make a decision? That is faster than I thought.

Fuegoleon & Nozel: Yeah, we will take Silvamillion.

Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game

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“omg how do u come up w this stuff” well ive been plagued by visions since birth

op that’s called having eyes

my name isnt op its monty and i bet God hasnt even spoken to you once

did anyone else get a weird thrill as a kid from correctly imitating Normal Kid Things

like I would drink a Coca Cola (hating every sensory moment) and feel excited about participating in a Normal activity. I listened to 20 second samples of Avril Lavigne songs at Barnes and Noble and think, “oh yes, this is what normal American children do, look at me, I’m doing it too”

8 year old me: [eats a slice of pizza]

8 year old me: “Wow. I’m doing it. I’m really doing it. I bet I seem just like a Normal Kid. I bet this looks natural, like I do it every day without even thinking about it. If those people see me eating this pizza they will think, ‘Wow, what a regular child! Just like the ones on TV!’”

Frankly I still do this, to some extent--back in 2019 I went out with a friend after work and sat there like “Wow, I am in a city, drinking wine at a bistro with a friend from work, having an engaging conversation about our dating lives. This is what Normal Adults do. Look at me, a Normal Adult! Like from TV!”

Reblog if you are a Normal Adult, Like from TV

Spider-Man’s at work, time for undead boys to meme.

Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.

oof….

Now this is perfection. nice and juicy 

call that a freshlight

nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy

learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life

llolololoolol

Google Earth is Amazing

Wait for it…

everytime. i laugh like an idiot everytime

@unnaturaldecay

this is a lot funnier when u know that this is the place where julius caesar got stabbed. its a cat sanctury

unstoppable force (me hating when i have unread messages) vs immovable object (not having the energy to text back and carry a conversation)

We’d all be witches lets be honest

Stairs in my brother’s guest room.

Fuck getting up them drunk.

Trying to get down, when hungover, still drunk and you really have to pee. That’s when they get you.

Home architects really woke up one day and chose violence.

These stairs are enrichment for cats.

Why are those stairs made from desk tops

There are thousands of teenagers using tables instead of desks bc of this

me: *lifts up big rock*

all the bugs underneath it:

I’m reading this book and the main character was like describing her nemesis or whatever and she’s like “he’s a white cishet man” in his list of negative attributes and I understand it’s supposed to be a quippy lil thing and all but the irony is that the main character herself is white and cishet, as is her love interest. So what did we gain here? A few woke points? Like I don’t really understand it tbh woke white folk creating distance between them and other white folk simply doesn’t do it for me the irony is a bit strong

Okay ms.rona wrap it up hoe

Happy okay ms.rona wrap it up hoe sunday

Only female mosquitoes drink blood….. are you really going to use bug spray? Like a fucking misogynist?

they hate to see a girlbug winning