This is my first post so bear with me please

Anyway, they mean the world to me☹️

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

and yes, they both smoke weed

and which one told you that?

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

HARK !!! I SEE HER !! RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF POST !! RAISE THEM MEN FROM THEIR SLUMBER WE'VE A BEAST TO SLAY

FOOLS !!! IT'S A TRAP !! THEY ARE FLANKING YOU, AND NOW YOU ARE SURROUNDED !!

OH, THE HUBRIS OF MAN !! TO BE SCUPPERED THUS BY HIS OWN OBSESSION !! AND WHO NOW IS LEFT TO INFORM THE WIDOWS WHAT FOLLY TOOK PLACE HERE?

ATTENTION!

FEUDALISM RESTARTING IN 10 SECONDS. CLASSES WILL BE RANDOMLY ASSIGNED

i got merchant

Also, here’s the assigner link for convenience

HOW AREN'T THERE MORE TUMBLR POSTS ABOUT THE GIANT AIRSHIP THE AIRLANDER 10 WHY DID I ONLY JUST FIND OUT ABOUT IT

IT LOOKS WORSE AT EVERY ANGLE

NO

i am literally about to start weeping over this little bear

look at this baby 😭

you and us both friend

why he eat the berry like that

comments on this one are a goldmine stg

I wanna add that years ago I watched one of the Strawberry Shortcake specials with my little brother, and he said of the Pieman, “Uugh! He’s always…doin’ things, and coming outta places.”

It’s all true. Every word.

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

The two forms of Asexual teenager are "What's wrong with meeeeee?" And "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

sometimes i agree with a post but not the tone it was written in yknow. like yes you’re right but also maybe have you considered it from this angle. maybe you should just be a little kinder to everyone

is that a large and intimidating hunting knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see moh my god oh it's. it's both. Okay

July 25, 2023 - Striking stuntman Mike Massa walks in the SAG-AFTRA picket line while on fire. [video]

So, so, so badass.  What a chillingly powerful message this sends.  People have been lighting themselves on fire as a form of protest for centuries, but this might be the first time it’s been done by a professional who knows what he’s doing while under the supervision of professionals who know what they’re doing.

not as an act of self-destruction but as a display of skill

I'm in awe