Andrew vs Exy practice
(Based on that Anne Hathaway picture)
AU where everything is the same except Andrew has been flirting with Neil from the very beginning but Neil kept misinterpreting it for threats, whereas Andrew kept thinking that Neil was flirting back and not realizing that he’s one wrong move away from getting stabbed in his sleep. this miscommunication isn’t realized until after they hook up for the first time
Neil: does this mean you don’t want to kill me anymore?
Andrew: what do you mean?
Neil: you’ve been threatening to take me out for months
Andrew: I was talking about dinner??? what the fuck???
Neil: wait, no… you also said that you were going to blow my brains out!
Andrew: Neil. Rabbit. Junkie. I did just blow your brains out. I was down there not five minutes ago, remember?
Neil: I don’t believe this. what about that time I took the cigarette out of your mouth to take a drag and you said that if we weren’t in such a public area you’d make me scream?
Andrew: Neil you are so stupid
Neil: fuck. what about that time you said that if I kept running my mouth you’d find a way to keep me nice and quiet?
Andrew: Neil, you are so stupid
Neil: ohhhh shit. yeah, no, I hear it now. wait, does this mean you’ve liked me all this time?
Andrew: does this mean you were willing to sleep with me even despite thinking I wanted to murder you???
Neil: hey. we all have our issues
Andrew: WHY DID YOU KEEP GOING TO SECLUDED LOCATIONS WITH ME?! you have the worst fucking survival instincts, I swear to fucking god you’re going to give me a stroke one of these days. damn is this how Wymack feels all the time? I should send him a gift card to the cheesecake factory or something
winter break at evermore
Get your FOOKING MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER.
Doubled up nightmare
This is what Link sees in his fever dreams.
Had a dream where I was exploring a cave in totk and found Demise’s sword
Edit: stay tuned I’m turning this into a mini comic series. It’s posted on @avid-makes-a-comic
A doctor saying "Good news! Your labs look great" is like if you were watching a cop show and the chief walked in like "Great news, everybody! The best news! The killer is still at large and we have no leads."
bigandlong
If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
Source: bigandlong
I’ve been told that there actually ARE aftg folks on tumblr I just haven’t found them yet. I hope this jerejean finds them well.
Aftg au where Andrew and Aaron don’t play exy and instead got a scholarship for being part of a nature vs nurture psychology case study taking place at psu.
#the exy mafia stuff is still going on I guess but I’m this au kevin is a psych major or something#or maybe it’s Kevin’s study that he’s running after breaking his hand about the biological/environmental factors contributing to exy ability#that sounds like a dumb study but it does aim to prove that a lot of exy ability isn’t genetic and is influenced by upbringing#thus providing scientific basis for more programs like the psu foxes wymack is super proud#it’s also a sneaky segue into addressing the Ravens training environment#all for the game#aftg#aftg posts#tfc#andrew minyard#aaron minyard#twinyards
*watching my idiot prince regent on the dance floor* yes, my liege. throw it back most indubitably, sire
I just finished re-reading the All for the Game books and just like the first time, the book-hangover is incredibly strong.
There is smth enormously dispiriting seeing the race to save the submersible separated in the nyt headlines listing by barely a sentence from the greek mass migrant drowning scandal
The Foxhole Court AU in which everything is the same except that Neil wears super short jean shorts instead of baggy jorts (and the world is therefore a better place)
Bonus Andrew:
