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Shayna

@stateofshayna

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“Lover self-consciously summed up the first 30 years of her life, bringing all her musical passions together. But on Folklore, she leaves her comfort zones behind. It sounds like she figured she wasn’t going to be touring these songs live anyway, so she gave up on doing anything for the radio, anything rah-rah or stadium-friendly. She just made some coffee, sat at the piano, and let her mind wander into some dark places. You can picture the candle on her piano flickering as the wax melts over her copy of Wuthering Heights and another song rolls out.”

— Rolling Stone (x)

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She’s gotta get this cross off—

It’s towards Wambach—

OH CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS! ABBY WAMBACH

HAS SAVED THE USA’S LIFE!

It’s been a near miracle here in Dresden. 

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Happy nine years to this beaut❤️

when robin scherbatsky said “i am scared of how much i like you.” when taylor swift said “i love you ain’t that the worst thing you ever heard.” when margaret atwood said “if i love you is that a fact or a weapon.” when virginia woolf said “yes yes i do like you. i am afraid to write the stronger word.” when richard siken said “the enormity of my desire disgusts me.”

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

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………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

  1. I don’t believe in these things
  2. But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
  3. But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
  4. Roger is cute.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

I have no luck right now. Halp.

Why does this have so many notes

because its not one of your posts.

Roger is precious to me.

Enjoy Roger..

I need some help Roger. Come on buddy, come on.

do not ignore this

our momentum is slowing down. we can’t let our dashes go back to normal when the world is not normal. so, if you are reading this, you are ~legally~ obligated to choose 2 numbers below; you must complete the task of those two numbers today. don’t pretend you didn’t see this. either do them right now or set a reminder to get it done before the sun goes down. the timer starts now. choose two. 

  1. sign some petitions. LINK HERE. if change.org hasn’t accused you of being a bot yet, you haven’t signed enough. 
  2. watch these youtube videos. LINK HERE. do not skip the ads. this is a way to help raise money without having to donate any.
  3. sign up to get daily actions. LINK HERE. after filling out the form, you will receive texts Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays telling you what action to take. 
  4. text or call for any of these victims. LINK HERE. this website is extremely helpful, well organized, and practically does all of the work for you.
  5. donate some money. LINK HERE. if you have any more money to spare, please donate it to one of these funds.
  6. follow every single one of these organizations on social media: blcklivesmatter, colorofchange, reclaimtheblock, showingupforracialjustice, and civilrightsorg
  7. post these important sources to your social media. LINK HERE. you have no idea who it might help. 
  8. read this article and forward it to at least one person. LINK HERE
  9. watch this video explaining the racial wealth gap. LINK HERE. it’s really informative and only about 15 minutes long. 
  10. do some reading. LINK HERE. this link has a ton of great resources to educate yourself. read at least one. 

So Damon Thomas, the director of the finale said that "Eve just asks Villanelle to help her to make it stop because she can’t stop herself from wanting to be with Villanelle.“ The whole time I thought that she was talking about Villanelle helping her to stop the darkness inside her that was being encouraged by Villanelle’s. But it was actually about Villanelle helping Eve to stop wanting her. So Eve wants Villanelle so much that she can’t stop herself, she can’t avoid how she feels about her. And in the end they can’t walk away from each other or from their feelings. This is a love story.

chillin on a Saturday night

Calm down jojo

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

I dunno, man,

 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

get on my level boys

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

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Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

this post appears once every million years

I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has.

I don’t think it’s possible to one up you

Damn son

The moon passed between ‪NASA‬’s Deep Space Climate Observatory and the Earth, allowing the satellite to capture this rare image of the moon’s far side in full sunlight. As the moon is tidally locked to the Earth and doesn’t rotate, we only ever see the one face from the Earth. Awesome shot!

so basically this is the moon’s ass

if this is the moon’s ass could you say we’re getting

mooned

SIGH

Annabeth Chase through Percy Jackson’s eyes (aka Percy is absolutely heads over heels for her)

ok but I just honest to god love the progression from young, twelve year old Percy where Annabeth’s description is so pure like “she’s pretty with princess hair and stormy grey eyes” to 17 year old, hormonal, head over heels Percy where Annabeth’s description turns into “She has the face of a GODDESS, DAZZLING grey eyes and oh gods she’s wearing shorts and her legs and arms just glow in the sunlight, and she has a slim athletic figure and she’s just so hot like Imma let this Barbarian Princess rock my world and like BEAUTIFUL-”

He went from she is pretty to beautiful to hot.

Also joining the set:

-Greek Heroes.

in the words of the great Elizabethan wordsmith William Shakespeare, in Hamlet Act IV Scene V, “When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.” or, in the words of the great Twitter wordsmith @Horse_ebooks,

this is 1947 Cincinnati Enquirer erasure

please do not forget your smash mouth