So what? Have I become some kinda Death, Destroyer of Worlds?
Can people start posting rauru cock already
this guy??
Yes
Can we talk about how that was the perfect cross-cultural example? I was like "oh this sounds so pleasant, how is it-" then Pumped Up Kicks came on and i was like "oh. Oh yeah okay."
Currently holding open applications for up to fifteen of my most stout-hearted and foolhardy mutuals to journey with me into the old ruins north of town, venture through the mystic portal to the dungeon within, and take what riches we can carry from its depths
I’ve manufactured chloroform and used it on myself. I’ve eaten Fly Agaric Mushrooms just to see the effects. To prove a point about Minimum Lethal Doses I drank Isopropyl Alcohol.
What I’m saying is, if there’s a trial involving drinking/eating a thing that’s probably toxic, you’ll be happy to have me along.
You're perfect. Put this studded leather vest on and grab a pitchfork
I unironically love when straight people turn gay porn into memes. Ricardo Milos gachimuchi Axel in Harlem all that shit is hilarious keep it up
Feels relevant right now... I gotta get out for a walk..
cookie run fans seeing a man who isn’t 20, clean shaven, and can’t be twinkified without removing all parts of his character that make him recognizable
it is literally called a “happy” trail for a reason.. If you feel any emotion other than joy upon seeing it you should be sent to live on a deserted island by yourself forever. or blow up. either way get out of my presence
Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot
okay but saying “i wish i had known you sooner” — like the love in my heart is growing so big and fast for you that i wish i had the opportunity to have you way earlier by my side, because i want to love you longer than i can do now. my love for you reaches my past and makes a place for you.
I got a brochure from one of those salespeople ready to pitch to me their product and I pretended to listen and then ate the brochure in front of them then left. I told everyone it was because I was doing a social experiment for my sociology classes but I really just wanted to eat a brochure.
anon you live inside a cutaway gag


















