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crime sure is fun

@statboosts

John, 21, he/they, bisexual. I watch too much anime and drink a lot of coffee. Eternally down bad. Talk to me about Yugioh or another interest if you want to feel like gagging someone. Eventually I will stop caring and post either furry porn or hole.
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manager in the fanfiction universe: I don't care how many flower petals you're coughing up. You need to come in today

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Mordecai and Rigby, confess your feelings for one another so you two can stop coughing up these rose petals and we can start cleaning them up OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!

Currently holding open applications for up to fifteen of my most stout-hearted and foolhardy mutuals to journey with me into the old ruins north of town, venture through the mystic portal to the dungeon within, and take what riches we can carry from its depths

I’ve manufactured chloroform and used it on myself. I’ve eaten Fly Agaric Mushrooms just to see the effects. To prove a point about Minimum Lethal Doses I drank Isopropyl Alcohol.

What I’m saying is, if there’s a trial involving drinking/eating a thing that’s probably toxic, you’ll be happy to have me along.

You're perfect. Put this studded leather vest on and grab a pitchfork

I unironically love when straight people turn gay porn into memes. Ricardo Milos gachimuchi Axel in Harlem all that shit is hilarious keep it up

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it is literally called a “happy” trail for a reason.. If you feel any emotion other than joy upon seeing it you should be sent to live on a deserted island by yourself forever. or blow up. either way get out of my presence

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okay but saying “i wish i had known you sooner” — like the love in my heart is growing so big and fast for you that i wish i had the opportunity to have you way earlier by my side, because i want to love you longer than i can do now. my love for you reaches my past and makes a place for you.

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