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Vanessa Lubach - Tabitha's Kitten linocut

Touching grass isn't enough I need to be-

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

i got the job

Actually Dracula was the name of the whale. The guy who wanted to kill the whale was Dracula's captain.

Had a dream where mini golf was added to the Olympics. And one of the Olympic mini golf athletes lost the gold because she hit the windmill.

And she tweets with a picture of the windmill and the caption “bout to go through my Don Quixote phase” and honestly I think that’s the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with.

Bob Hicok

ID from alt: A two frame digital comic. The first frame shows a butch lesbian walking away from a figure in the background. The butch is frowning, and thinking to himself: "I think I was a little weird in that interaction". The next frame is a close up of his face, and in this one he is smiling. "Good thing being weird is allowed," he reminds himself. End ID.

Anna Haifisch

Babe are you okay I saw you reblogging "here's the life I've always longed for"

for anyone curious there is a follow up image:

Evgeny Sedukhin - “Symphony of the sixth blast furnace” (1979)

Евгений Седухин - Огни трудового Тагила “Lights of Labour Tagil”

Евгений Седухин - Тагильский рабочий “Tagil Workers”

Its incredibly hard to find a lot of his work online but I did my best with my extremely limited knowledge of Russian. From what I could tell he was employed in a stone/gem processing plant before he went to art school. He was very devoted to various positions he held in the party mainly pertaining to artists unions.

I Kissed a Girl being knocked off #1 on the Hot 100 by Disturbia which was knocked off by Live Your Life which was knocked off by So What which was knocked off by Womanizer which was knocked off by Single Ladies which was knocked off by Just Dance which was knocked off by My Life Would Suck Without You which was knocked off by Right Round which was knocked off by Poker Face is an insane run of HITS. We really said the Global Recession needs the cuntiest soundtrack.

this stupid little beaver bitch

turn around and drive 581 miles in the opposite direction to see bucee. fuck you

Daily affirmations

ID: An edited table with the title "Stop using anti-self language". (Self is the changed word, and all the affirmations are also changed) Instead of "I am an imposter" say "I am a scammer" Instead of "I am a bad person for doing what I do" say "I am a master of trickery and should be revered" Instead of "I am the worst employee at my company and one day they will all find out" say "I am the most successful con artist in history and will never be caught" Instead of "I do not deserve my salary, position, or the recognition that comes with these things because I have not truly earned them" say "I deserve these things not because I have worked for them but because people were foolish enough to give them to me". End ID.

i have no other choice but to go on