one super popular chad jedi 1000 yrs ago: hey how come you dont have any friends or relationships?
incel jedi who has a bad personality about to make up the no commitments or attachments rule: oh you havent heard?
Luke: Where are you from
Rey: Nowhere
Luke: No ones from nowhere
Rey: Jakku
Luke: Okay thats pretty much nowhere
ewan mcgregor: grows a beard and grows out his hair
all of us:
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luke: i have made kylo ren
rey: you fucked up a perfectly good jedi is what you did. look at him. he’s got anxiety
is this canon? yes this is canon.
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dooku… he just cruisin
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Luke: you were turning towards the dark
Kylo: I was asleep
Luke: I could feel the darkness
Kylo: it was two in the morning
snoke: take that ridiculous thing off
kylo: *takes off shirt*
snoke: THE MASK YOU FUCK
Someone: Hey haha remember that time when you
Me:
palpatine: have u ever heard the tale of Darth Fuckhands McMike the wise? it’s a sith legend
anakin, at no point in time: why do u know a sith legend
General Hux looking down at Kylo Ren on the floor:
