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#i like to think data took him all the way to the brig tossed him in and left#and then came back 60 seconds later and was like ‘i believe i have successfully played a ‘practical joke’ on you :)’#riker loses it & claps him on the back like ‘wow. good job u rly had me going. dont ever fucking do that again’ Perfect.

Actually it’s 73 seconds. Data, knowing something of how human minds work, estimates that Riker will give him 60 seconds to come back (because humans prefer “round numbers”, however arbitrary the units). After 60 seconds it will take 4 seconds for Riker to fully process the conclusion that Data is, in fact, not coming back after all, and an additional 9 seconds to build to the optimum level of anxiety. 

After all, comedy is timing.

Spock and McCoy definitely have an agreement that, if Kirk shows up on the Bridge looking miserable or distant, they will start an absolutely meaningless argument about nothing in particular, which will coincidentally last exactly as long as it takes Kirk to start grinning at their antics.

I'm right and I should say it

I had to

Screenshots from this post by @ariadne-mouse​

Pike Trickfoot // Aesthetic

important reminder that Spock:

and we remember Kirk as the wild child??

theyre soulmates 😌

I would watch a whole sitcom of 'Teal'c's adventures in humanity'. Just let me witness this man encountering coupons for the first time. or Starbucks. or loading a washing machine

Rodney reloading his P90. That's all

I had to put original tags in here bc they're just too good

Rodney learning how to use a gun is one of the best bits of character development i've ever seen

john, reading sg1 reports about daniel ‘i’m not military they can’t court martial me’: this is brilliant i need a non military on my team

john, adding a scientist and a pegasus native to his team: we will be Unstoppable

HAPPY CAPTAIN PICARD DAY! - June 16

STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION 7.12 “The Pegasus”

HAPPY CAPTAIN PICARD DAY!!!

Captain Picard Day is celebrated on June 16th because it is the equivalent date to Stardate 47457.1, mentioned in the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode entitled The Pegasus. In that episode, Captain Picard Day is an occasion for the Enterprise to host schoolchildren and show them what Starfleet is like.

HAPPY CAPTAIN PICARD DAY!!!!!!!

[Image description: a screencap from Star Trek: The Next Generation showing Picard standing up against a beige fabric background with stars imprinted on it. Picard is looking down as he rubs the back of his head with one hand, above him are the words, “Captain Picard Day” in a mixture of uppercase and lowercase handwriting styled like children’s handwriting. There’s a painting of an orange planet with a purple ring around it in the top left corner, a yellow star above the C in Picard, and a yellow spiral above the word day.

/end image description]

In honour of the SNW premiere, here’s a collection of Ethan Peck’s Star Trek themed shirts

adding it to the collection

I'm just saying...

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS

For the chronically anxious and/or otherwise mentally ill:

This is not a screamer, jumpscare, or any other kind of horror link I don’t know the name of. It will not cause you to question reality and as far as I’m aware, there is no reason it should cause any kind of hallucinations or psychosis. I don’t want to spoil the surprise because it’s DELIGHTFUL but I am happy to tell you it’s very sweet and gentle and also great lowkey stress relief. This is a cinnamon roll link appropriate for all ages (yes, all the way down to babies) and you will enjoy it if you click it. ❤️

Thank you so much, prismatic-bell

I would've NEVER clicked, i have really bad OCD. But this is wonderful and completely harmless shit!!! I liked it, it's very cute

Guys, click if you want to

yesterday I was at gamestop and a man in full Data cosplay walked up to the front counter and I did a double take so hard I nearly broke my neck. So, he walks up and the cashier just casually smiles and goes “How’s it going, Data? What can I do for you?”  and Data goes, “I am doing quite well. I was just wondering when you guys would have Destiny 2 in stock.” This mans……literally did not smile or emote at all. He went all in. The cashier was totally non fazed. I, however, was completely shitting my pants cos ya’ll DO NOT understand how good this dude’s cosplay was. It really looked like fuckin data teleported into the middle of game stop in rural ohio to ask about motherfucking destiny 2.

The only time he broke character was when I was stealthily trying to stare at him and thinking about asking for a pic when he was walking out.This dude. Looked at me, completely expressionless. and WINKED at me. Someone collect ya mans he wildin lmfao

The wink isn’t even really ooc I think he would totally do that

I can’t believe Data violated the temporal directive just to buy Destiny 2

In space, no one can hear you bitch

That's why they sent Doctor McCoy up there