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the wife and I maintain that data naming his cat “spot” is yet more evidence of his deep vein of ironic humour

literally everything data does that isn’t mission-critical is on like three levels of irony

the reasoning:

a logical choice would be to pick a name for his cat that represents either the statistically most popular cat name chosen by speakers of his native language (usually a human name like Oliver), or to follow the custom of taking the cat’s name from its fur pattern, like “socks” or “tiger” or “spot”

but data strives not just to become more human but to be an individual, and he respects individuality and uniqueness in others

giving his cat the most popular name would not be respecting the cat’s uniqueness

naming his cat after its fur pattern would be respecting its individuality but reflect none of his own

therefore data names his cat, who is orange with stripes, spot

there is absolutely no way he doesn’t think this is funny, in that 1000% deadpan way he expresses himself

There’s also an iconic, very well known set of children’s books in which Spot is a dog, not a cat.

Giving a cat a name typically associated with dogs is a lovely bit of irony.

repeated viewings as an adult have definitely convinced me either the writers were bing more clever than is usually assumed, or that Data turned out as a very different character from the creative intent. He’s funny, passionate, and deeply emotional. Just… not in neurotypical ways.

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After receiving the news of Sherlock season 5 and Destiel it is only fair to assume that David Tennant will be reprising his role as the tenth doctor soon in this essay I will-

this post is from nov 6 2020

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WAIT I-

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on that note why is there NO medical privacy in Starfleet? there's like no private exam rooms or hospital beds in any sickbays. random people walk into the room in the middle of exams all the time and the doctors will just share diagnoses in a room full of people. like wtf what if I didn't need my supervisor knowing that I have IBS or im pregnant with an alien or whatever????? captains will just ask doctors for updates on someone's condition and immediately get them?

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You're getting a pap smear done and Worf is there

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Like to invite Worf to your Pap smear for moral support

Reblog to send him to someone else’s

worf was at my pap smear today

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Worf at the Pap smear! majQa’!!