Ah. To be Captain James T. Kirk and carrying not only the weight of the Enterprise on your shoulders, but massive tits as well.
Wake up babe new Captain Kirk top surgery just dropped
Watching TOS: Journey to Babel and I’d pay real money to have been there when Jim asked Spock if he wanted to beam down and see his parents after the massive diss that was Ambassador Sarek stating that he does not want Spock to be his guide. and everyone in the room had to steel themselves for the revelation that Spock’s parents are the fucking Ambassador and his wife standing right there going 😬 😐
The Difference Between Spirk and Spones
Spock, holding McCoy bridal style: …
McCoy: You’re very strong Mister Spock, now wouldja put me down?
Spock: Only if you wish it, Doctor. Is that the case here?
McCoy: You shut your damn mouth with that.
vs.
Spock, holding Jim bridal style: Do you wish me to put you down, Captain?
Jim: Mister Spock, you can hold me forever if you like.
I’m watching ST V: Final Frontier and I just realized that Spock’s memory of his birth is twofold.
It’s the meaning of what Sarek said:
“so human.” as a marker of his displeasure
and then there’s the touch telepathy.
Spock has this memory because he was a newborn and incapable of shielding himself from feeling his father’s disgust
Riker: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this.
Worf: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is.
Riker: Worf, no-
And then they kiss 😌
They shouldve made it canon that inbetween s1 and 2 of TNG that picard went to like anger management class bc theres no other explanation for how he went from seeming to hate everyone’s guts to being kind of polite
Picard s1 is like. Data shut the fuck up. Geordi shut the fuck up. Riker shut the fuck up. I want wesley to be concious when he dies of suffocation. I hate all of you fuckers and every alien we encounter. I hope the ship crashes and we all die. And then picard s2 is only *thinking* that
LOSING my MIND at Kira and Dax gossiping about Odo and Worf chastising them to get back to work. Then Dax is like "if you want to gossip with us come over here don't shout across the room". And then SISKO walks in and JOINS IN WITH THE GOSSIPING and you can just see worf losing the will to live in the background. He wants to go back to the enterprise where Picard would execute you in ten forward before an audience if he caught you gossiping on duty
im at the taco bell. i'm at the neutral zone. i'm at the combination taco bell and neutral zone
Hello yes! Per my last Spirk post- This actually isn’t from anything. I was just doing some wishful scene writing with my assertion that those two are fuckin married as hell and that after everything they went through in the Search for Spock that they HAD to have finally tied the knot if they hadn’t already. hope this helps and sorry for the mixup.
A Romantic Christening to the HMS Bounty
Kirk: I’ve waited for you 15 years and a day, Mister Spock. One more might kill me.
Spock: It will not.
[Carefully takes him by the wrist]
Kirk: Spock?
Spock: As your reinstated First Officer, it is my obligation to safeguard the Captain’s wellbeing.
[Presses the tips of his fingers to the other man's]
Thus, it is my sworn duty to join you in matrimony. To risk another day would be… Illogical.
Spock's feverish pon farr mating frenzy was cured by rolling around in the sands with some blond cornboy for 20 minutes and I think the star trek writers just need to address that
Riker breasted boobily down the corridor
Fuck Dude, He Sure Did.
Make sure to get your vaccination! Starfleet is counting on you!
cat hair gets into everything. EVERYTHING!
While we all love the Julian/Data meeting from the crossover ep, I feel like we as a society need to devote more time to the Julian/Beverly meeting possibilities
