Today's Card Is: 1000000000 Draculas
i actually really like this design.
My son saw a bug on the ceiling for the first time
this is how i imagine the pimp and the priest's death scene goes
it's kind of amazing how queer coded The Muppets manage to be just by existing. like you have a bunch of art students that are constantly referred to as "freaks" and "weirdos" by other people joining together as a family. I think you could literally present as any identity to them and they would not only accept it immediately but it would also turn out there are like seven other Muppets with your identity already, one of which is a chicken
you could tell me british people say/do literally anything and i would believe it
kurapikawithagun
@namelesstunnelgrub i straight up can’t tell if you’re joking
kurapikawithagun
CUCKFIELD REAL?
kurapikawithagun
NO FUCKING WAY
"I can do all the lore building I want, and our goblin will still make cocaine gorillas."
-DM
“Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.”
literally an ipad baby
(@hazelsmazecave)
“she’s got legs for days” pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years
does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012
fuck you I can hear it
Someone ought to slap the asshole who sang this upside the head
Good news!
Anonymous asked:
Tertiary Elements.
Fire, Air, Water: Penis
Water, Earth, Fire: Penis
Earth, Water, Air: Fire
Air, Fire, Earth: Penis
Earth, Wind, Fire: Do you remember
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